Except it's done by actual Gorillas. A whole squad of them, in fact. Huge, big-titted gorilla women in camo, who do horrible things to you in the woods while they're out on patrol. Local farmer boy just tending to his bananas? Not while these ladies are around. He's gonna be up one of those trees in a minute. Fucking someone while upside down is a skill these ladies have mastered. Gotta stay safe after all.


Unrelated, but I think of this every time I hear "Gorillas:"
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/S16pswz4glg