So today was easily the worst day of my life since mama bat's passing...holy shit I musta been Mary and taken Jesus cock or something for this level of bad luck.

So let's see what made today absolutely sucktacular! :D

1. Peed self sleeping, dreamt of peeing.
2. Changed sheets.
3. In my diarrhea <3
4. Now that I am wide awake let's wait for the repair guy to fix my roof! (had a leak couple months back from upstairs neighbor, fixed leak now ceiling being repaired).
5. Ok he is gone now, gonna clean up and *power outage*
6. Hey is the power out eveyrwhere? No? Just here? Wtf! *power cut from lack of pay*....EXCUSE ME! I pay every bill before due date!]
7. Go to power place to complain, turns out idiots cut the wrong power. "You gotta wait up to 24 hours to..." Me: HELL TO THE NO! YOU FUCKED UP YOU FIX! *power fixed within 10 minutes*.
8. Still gotta work, no time for lunch, will buy, just shower and go!
9. Mc Donalds...yaaaaaay......*machine bugs out and gets my order completely wrong*.......seriously?
10. WORK WORK WORK -_____________-
11. Going home, finally!
12. Now to eat something and relax and *lappy snaps in two* ARE YOU SHITTING ME RIGHT NOW!? I CAN'T AFFORD TO REPLACE THIS SHIT NOW!

Seriously....just.......W....T......F....is today.....someone fucking kill me x_x