Now, what you should do is to duct-tape it to the back of a thingamajig, otherwise known as a doohickey, more commonly known as a whatchamacallit, often referred to as a thingmabob, some even name it a doodad,
though it is also often called a "racecar" by racists.
though it is also often called a "racecar" by racists.
Uh...