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Three reasons I envy Furries
15 years ago
Not that I hate you guys or anything <though some of you creep me out> I envy you guys sooooo much right now! for three reasons.
1) Everyone has what I am going to call epic dream. A one desiar that they have had through out thier lives or one they want so bad they would KILL for it. Furries dream , for most, is to turn into their Furrsona. That is not the reason I envy you, it is because it will be POSSIBLE SOON! I am not going to explain how, but look up Viral theropy. My fucking dream is fucking IMPOSSIBLE! I have always wanted to be a psychic. Telekenisis,
Pyro, mind reading, all that shit... I could explain more, but I want to continue.
2) fucking. fetheries. I fucking hate them So flipping much. I don't want to say this, but if I was a furry, I would totally be a fetherie. Let me take you through a day of what every bird should do..
1. wake up early as HELL and beat everyone to food
2. Raise your middle finger to the hevens and yell "FUCK YOUR SHIT Newton!!!"
3. eat freaking Insects and freak peole out!
4. Find another horny bird, and have sex with her... IN MIDAIR!
5. take her back to your home that YOU MADE BY YOURSELF WITH FUCKI G TWIGS AND LEAVES!
6. rest
7. Repeate till dead
and finally
3) All you guys seem so close to eachother, like if a stranger comments on something or shouts, they can act t like your frends! All of you guys then as a result be one of two things, intillectuals or stupid, I am betting on the first. Also as a result, nudity and sex aren't such a taboo thing! That is both a bad and good thing, but it is a fucking testiment to the community pure bond with eachother. and I wish I could be a part of that. I used to hate you furries, and I created this account to observe your movements. However, by looking in the comments and shouts, I don't see sick fucks, I see a group of people trying to have fun and enjoy life
That is why I envy you furries
1) Everyone has what I am going to call epic dream. A one desiar that they have had through out thier lives or one they want so bad they would KILL for it. Furries dream , for most, is to turn into their Furrsona. That is not the reason I envy you, it is because it will be POSSIBLE SOON! I am not going to explain how, but look up Viral theropy. My fucking dream is fucking IMPOSSIBLE! I have always wanted to be a psychic. Telekenisis,
Pyro, mind reading, all that shit... I could explain more, but I want to continue.
2) fucking. fetheries. I fucking hate them So flipping much. I don't want to say this, but if I was a furry, I would totally be a fetherie. Let me take you through a day of what every bird should do..
1. wake up early as HELL and beat everyone to food
2. Raise your middle finger to the hevens and yell "FUCK YOUR SHIT Newton!!!"
3. eat freaking Insects and freak peole out!
4. Find another horny bird, and have sex with her... IN MIDAIR!
5. take her back to your home that YOU MADE BY YOURSELF WITH FUCKI G TWIGS AND LEAVES!
6. rest
7. Repeate till dead
and finally
3) All you guys seem so close to eachother, like if a stranger comments on something or shouts, they can act t like your frends! All of you guys then as a result be one of two things, intillectuals or stupid, I am betting on the first. Also as a result, nudity and sex aren't such a taboo thing! That is both a bad and good thing, but it is a fucking testiment to the community pure bond with eachother. and I wish I could be a part of that. I used to hate you furries, and I created this account to observe your movements. However, by looking in the comments and shouts, I don't see sick fucks, I see a group of people trying to have fun and enjoy life
That is why I envy you furries
