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Time for walkies! (and go vote :3)
3 weeks ago
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Do you live in the US? Do you know what time it is?~ It's time for walkies to the polling place!!
Awawaawaarawaarawf!!!! :3 (runs in a circle until I fall down)
It's such a nice day, I'm gonna pee on a bush :3 Hell, I'm gonna pee on two bushes :3c
You need to go get my leash and take me on walkies to a polling location so we can vote and fight back against threats to democracy and human rights and pornography, and sometimes multiple of those things at the same time!!! *bark bark bark*
We're gonna vote so fucking hard~ God, just think about it~ Get that fucking leash on me.
Fair warning, I might bite somepony on the way to the polling location >:3 It's okay, they don't mind~ Biting is an acceptable response to being excited.
Which leash should we use? Should we use the green one? We should use the pink one!!! I fucking love the pink one. The green one is trash. The green one is the one I wear when I go to the vet >w< Fuck that one. I'm gonna go find a green bush and pee on it UwU That'll teach the color green.
After we vote, we should get on https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative and call our other representatives who do a bad job that weren't on the ballot, and whisper to them really seductively, "hey~ I voted today."
"Do you want to know what I was thinking about while I voted? I was thinking about how you're gonna get primaried. I was fantasizing about primarying you the entire time I voted. I filled in the little bubble and I imagined I was filling it in for the progressive that's gonna take your seat. It's gonna be sooo good~ You're gonna get primaried so hard. There's nowhere you can hide, there's nothing you can do... it's like a clock, hanging over you. You're gonna be out of office~
This is our party now, you fucking loser."
Wow that got kinda dark, didn't it!?! ...NEAT! <3
We should stop by the ice cream place on the way back from voting so I can get a pup cup :3c The cashier there really likes me, even though I do bite them sometimes. But that's not my fault, I just get really excited about pup cups. And voting. <3
The polls close at 8pm on Tuesday, and some states offer same-day voter registration! You wanna be a good puppy, right? Come vote with me!!! <3
Awawaawaarawaarawf!!!! :3 (runs in a circle until I fall down)
It's such a nice day, I'm gonna pee on a bush :3 Hell, I'm gonna pee on two bushes :3c
You need to go get my leash and take me on walkies to a polling location so we can vote and fight back against threats to democracy and human rights and pornography, and sometimes multiple of those things at the same time!!! *bark bark bark*
We're gonna vote so fucking hard~ God, just think about it~ Get that fucking leash on me.
Fair warning, I might bite somepony on the way to the polling location >:3 It's okay, they don't mind~ Biting is an acceptable response to being excited.
Which leash should we use? Should we use the green one? We should use the pink one!!! I fucking love the pink one. The green one is trash. The green one is the one I wear when I go to the vet >w< Fuck that one. I'm gonna go find a green bush and pee on it UwU That'll teach the color green.
After we vote, we should get on https://www.house.gov/representatives/find-your-representative and call our other representatives who do a bad job that weren't on the ballot, and whisper to them really seductively, "hey~ I voted today."
"Do you want to know what I was thinking about while I voted? I was thinking about how you're gonna get primaried. I was fantasizing about primarying you the entire time I voted. I filled in the little bubble and I imagined I was filling it in for the progressive that's gonna take your seat. It's gonna be sooo good~ You're gonna get primaried so hard. There's nowhere you can hide, there's nothing you can do... it's like a clock, hanging over you. You're gonna be out of office~
This is our party now, you fucking loser."
Wow that got kinda dark, didn't it!?! ...NEAT! <3
We should stop by the ice cream place on the way back from voting so I can get a pup cup :3c The cashier there really likes me, even though I do bite them sometimes. But that's not my fault, I just get really excited about pup cups. And voting. <3
The polls close at 8pm on Tuesday, and some states offer same-day voter registration! You wanna be a good puppy, right? Come vote with me!!! <3
OwnerOfAllGames
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Should totally take a dump on a green bush too, to really show it whose boss!
