Ok, so yesterday I went out to buy a used desk chair that was being sold locally for $20. It was a good looking chair, practically new condition. Not a blemish on it. The seller was selling a bunch of stuff because they were moving. But all I really wanted was the chair. I drove over, tested it and bought it. And I thought I got a good deal. Fuck no! That chair is incredibly stiff, and my ass was hurting after a couple of hours of siting in it. Then I remembered something I completely forgot. My mother's old office chair. I threw it into storage years ago because the vinyl on it was peeling really bad, and the hydraulic wasn't working very well anymore. I went and pulled it out, and it's more comfortable than the other shitty chair I've been using lately. But it looks like absolute shite. And it makes me sweat. I miss my old chair that broke.... I hope I find another one like it soon.

On to my nephew. He was over at his girlfriend's house, and was begging me to take him to Domino's. I had just gotten home from buying that stiff shitty chair! I didn't want to go back out. But he begged me. Like, a lot! So I go to get him, and then his girlfriend hops in my truck too! I'm like "You didn't ask me to take her too!", and he was just meh about it. I ended up scolding him for his behavior during the drive, and to not expect this kind of favor again for a while. Then I found out during the drive that his girlfriend's mom was gonna be home in another hour, and was going to take them both out so the girlfriend could get her nails trimmed to try out for sports. And I was like "Wait! You could have gone out to eat with her in just one more hour!" And my nephew's girlfriend just said "Sorry... I was hungry....". I asked if she had food at home. She did. But it would have meant cooking it! Kids these days are extra spoiled! At least I got some last minute humor in on my nephew as I was dropping him back off. We were talking about dogs, and I remarked about the big dog I had that died a decade ago, and how he was great with kids when he was alive. I said that my eldest nephew used to try and get on him and to try and ride him like a horse. And my nephew said the dumbest thing. He was trying to be witty by saying she still rides dogs, and it sounded like it implied sex. Which I joked about. He got embarrassed and walked off with his pizza. And I asked his girlfriend if she was gonna let him live that down the next few days. She just gave an evil smile and said "Nope!".

Next I'm gonna try and give that terrible chair I bought to my nephew. See how he likes sitting in it while gaming.