Stolen MEME is stolen
16 years ago
Stolen from
Ashi >:3
Male side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Male Points Total= 10
Female side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice. [I go to my sis, too. I'll admit it for the rest of us, boys are stupid >:( ]
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. [This shit is hard believe it or not.]
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [no one would want to be near my feet]
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. [They would be, if only my wobbly fleshy bits weren't downstairs.]
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. [no make-up here, but i can definitely commandeer a shower for longer than I probably should]
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like. [if you got the hair, you gotta take care of it.]
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. [... SUPPORT dammit. junk sticks together down there]
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Female Points Total= 13
So i got this penis like, over 20 years ago. I'd like to trade it in for a large pair of breasts and a vagina. Yeah, sure Its... WHERE THE FUCK DID MY RECEIPT GO? Dammit, ya always lose something when ya move.
Ashi >:3Male side:
[ ] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture
[ ] Sad movies suck
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun.
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.
Male Points Total= 10
Female side:
[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice. [I go to my sis, too. I'll admit it for the rest of us, boys are stupid >:( ]
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport. [This shit is hard believe it or not.]
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. [no one would want to be near my feet]
[x] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. [They would be, if only my wobbly fleshy bits weren't downstairs.]
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[x] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories. [no make-up here, but i can definitely commandeer a shower for longer than I probably should]
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like. [if you got the hair, you gotta take care of it.]
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[x] You wear girl underwear. [... SUPPORT dammit. junk sticks together down there]
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.
Female Points Total= 13
So i got this penis like, over 20 years ago. I'd like to trade it in for a large pair of breasts and a vagina. Yeah, sure Its... WHERE THE FUCK DID MY RECEIPT GO? Dammit, ya always lose something when ya move.
FA+

gonna have to edit that XD