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The most honest and truthful SEX meme *blushes*
16 years ago
Stolen from 
Sperklespice
Soft:
How many people have you had a crush on? None I only love myself, I am a big deal.
How many people have you hugged? Hugs crush the good spirits out of me.
How many people have you kissed? My Mom
How many people have you daydreamed about? mostly Mister Hanky the Christmas poo.
How many people of the above questions are on FA? Everyone watching me
Medium:
How many people have you made out with? Just Mum
How many have you thought about naked? Naked is scary, I would NEVER be naked ;)
How many people have you thought about having sex with? Again Everyone watching me
How many serious relationships have you been in? 1 with Myself
How many times have you thought about having sex? None I think about Jebus instead.
How many people on the questions above are on FA? Is he on FA?
Have you ever masterbated? I cry when I paw off.
If so how often? Hourly, is awkward when I forget to clean up at work.
If so what type was it? First I sacrafice a goat then I use the blood as lube then I smoke crack.
How many times have you had sex? *giggles* sex gives you coodies
What is your favorite position? Dangling from the raftors then doing a back flip while I eventually rotate counter clockwise landing in a handstand, flipping into a crab walk.
Have you ever been interested in the same sex?
Girls who are boys ,
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
........what is this a Blur song?
Have you ever had an orgasm? A whatasm?
Wow that really was soul searching..........
Now tag five people to put this on their page:
Mr.Hanky, Mum, Guy with bad hairpiece I saw at the Mall today, My "life coach", oh and that guy who is soooo popular that everyone fights over him.
SperklespiceSoft:
How many people have you had a crush on? None I only love myself, I am a big deal.
How many people have you hugged? Hugs crush the good spirits out of me.
How many people have you kissed? My Mom
How many people have you daydreamed about? mostly Mister Hanky the Christmas poo.
How many people of the above questions are on FA? Everyone watching me
Medium:
How many people have you made out with? Just Mum
How many have you thought about naked? Naked is scary, I would NEVER be naked ;)
How many people have you thought about having sex with? Again Everyone watching me
How many serious relationships have you been in? 1 with Myself
How many times have you thought about having sex? None I think about Jebus instead.
How many people on the questions above are on FA? Is he on FA?
Have you ever masterbated? I cry when I paw off.
If so how often? Hourly, is awkward when I forget to clean up at work.
If so what type was it? First I sacrafice a goat then I use the blood as lube then I smoke crack.
How many times have you had sex? *giggles* sex gives you coodies
What is your favorite position? Dangling from the raftors then doing a back flip while I eventually rotate counter clockwise landing in a handstand, flipping into a crab walk.
Have you ever been interested in the same sex?
Girls who are boys ,
Who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls
Who do girls like they're boys
........what is this a Blur song?
Have you ever had an orgasm? A whatasm?
Wow that really was soul searching..........
Now tag five people to put this on their page:
Mr.Hanky, Mum, Guy with bad hairpiece I saw at the Mall today, My "life coach", oh and that guy who is soooo popular that everyone fights over him.
did you get my PM the other day
hehe, best line on there to me
that was perhaps the best meme line ever O_O
--bows before the meme line-- ^_^
do they take commissions XD jk