Okay! Okay. Okay...OMG! You've got to hear this! I did something totally stupid at school today! Okay...I was...wait...you know the little ink cartridge that's inside of a pen, right? Well, you know how they usually have a stop in there sometimes? Like, plastic, or a little cork, or something or other?...WELL...I was sucking on an ink cartridge (I think you all know why...and hey, I was bored!...), and I didn't notice that the ink stopper wasn't built into the little entrance at the top. Well...I tried sucking a little harder (which I shouldn't have done! >_<...), and guess what?!? The fuckin` thing leaked ink all over my mouth! On the inside, it was covering my whole damn tongue! And outside, it was on a little bit of my bottom lip. It...tasted...like...SHIT! GOD! I will never...EVER! Suck on one of those goddamned pens again! Because you know what? I got a small case of pure ink poisoning! YEP! The bad-tasting shit went down my throat! I didn't start feeling the effects until I was in bed, around 11:00p.m.! And god...it still hurts!...And for some strange reason...I will never forget this day...(I find what I did somewhat hilarious for some reason...) WELL! GOODNIGHT! I LOVE ALL OF YOU PEOPLEZ OUT THERE! `Til next time, my friends! ^^