Fucking lovely...
16 years ago
The desktop comp caught that virus AGAIN. I don't download anything onto this stupid machine, so where the fuck is it coming from?!
Well, back to being SL-less, Photoshopless and mouseless. I hate using that laptop...
Well, back to being SL-less, Photoshopless and mouseless. I hate using that laptop...
FA+

Unless of course the computer is used by multiple people...in which case, they might not be being as safe as you are with it.
What it, and your Satanic step-dad need are two things:
A: Someone to pull a Peter Griffin and bash their faces into a fire extinguisher case until they have a concussion
B: A kick in the ass; Red Forman style
Hopefully you guys can get rid of that virus A.S.A.P. The sooner it's off the better your computer will be
But I forget, which virus scanner package was it running again?
Also, did you have an Antivirus on your computer? It might check the possibilities of a virus infection.