I have decided to do my own valentine's day card thing:

They will be $3 a piece and will include full color.

$5 will include a personalized 7X5 card on the inside of what ever drawing you want on it.

I have not drawn the designs yet, but this is the cards phrases:

1. I love you so much and I never want to be apart... [on the inside] ... when I die, I'm taking you with me.

2. You are so beautiful... [on the inside] ... when I'm alone, I jerk off to your picture.

3. When you die, I hope you go to hell... [on the inside] ... so we can be together after we pass away.

4. I love to look at you... [on the inside] ... I am watching you every time you draw the curtains.

5. I want this relationship to last forever... [on the inside] ... and if you don't... I can fix that.

6. My love for you is infinite... [on the inside] ... as long as you keep banging me.

7. I will get you that diamond ring you wanted... [on the inside] ... Can I borrow about eight hundred bucks?

PM me the number that you want if you want one!