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Happy Birthday to me!

16 years ago General

WOOHOO, finally 18! Now, off to bed for I have one last day of exams in the morning! XD

56 Comments

joey2joey ~joey2joey

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Happy Birthday

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Thankies! What's in the box? XD

joey2joey ~joey2joey

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Kermit the Frog. I couldn't afford a bomb so I decided to get something that would make people act as if it's a bomb.

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Well, Kermit the Frog is indeed da bomb.

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Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Hehe, I can hardly wait, even though by the time you read this you will already be on AIM XD

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Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHANK YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETY!!!!! I LOVE YOU TOOOOO!!!!1 *ULTRA SPECIAL COONY CUDDLE LICK* <33333333333333 XD

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*totally hands you a wrapped up box. One of the corners is stained red and dripping...*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Happily accepts the present and peers into it* Uh...Little Buddy, what is this?

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*grins* Fished some stuff outta the bins behind the butchers. I 'ears raccoons likes 'at sorta 'hing!

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Aww, Thank you Little Buddy! *Sets the present aside for future disposal before tackleing you with a hug*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*Gahs, but doesn't maim and/or eat you seeing as how it's your birthday and all*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Hugs tighter, but dosen't tease and/or eat you seeing how your being extra nice today*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*acks a little and pries your grip open enough to actually breathe...*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Continues hugging at a tightness where you can breath at*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*grumbles a little and just stands there*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Squeezes you tight once more before I stop hugging you*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*blinks* you done?

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Hmm...For now. *Gives you an evil grin*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*blinks a few times* You better no' be plannin' anythin'...

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Planing something? No, this was planed in advance! *Pounce noms you*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*yelps and wriggles like mad all the way down!*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Lays back and pats my belly* I told ya I was gonna eat you one of these days!

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*squirms and pushes out against your stomach walls* You's jus' lucky it's yer birthday!

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Pushs back against you from the outside* Hehe, you say that as though i'm going to let you out after it's over~

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*blinks* Wha? Ya can't keep me in 'ere forever!

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Oh no, of course not, But I can keep you in there for a few weeks...unless...*grins to myself deviously*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*blinks* unless what? You ain't keepin' me in 'ere fer weeks, bein' in ere at all's bad enough! *squirms again, trying to force his way back out!*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Unless you admit you think of me as a friend, in which case I will let you out post haste! *Laughs loudly, almost maniacly*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*Gahs and squirms all the more, trying to pry the entrance to your throat open!*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Laughs even more as you futility try and get out* Now now Scree, it's just a few words, will it really hurt you so much to say we're friends?

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Jus' you wait 'til you's asleep! I'll get out of 'ere sooner or later! *squirms*

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Hmm, that reminds me, I should just freeze off my stomach while I sleep~ *Pats you from the outside*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*yelps and thrashes about wildly, actually using his claws this time!* Gah! Dun' you dare go freezin' me!

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

OW! OW! OF COURSE NOT! JUST THE OUTSIDE SO YOU CAN'T GET OUT! NOW QUIT CLAWING AT ME OR I WILL FREEZE YOU! *Doubles over trying to restrain you*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*pauses for a moment* Whoa, 'at worked? Most folks what manages ta nom me 'as claw-proof bellies...

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

J-just don't do it again...I can still freeze you solid! *growls at you annoyidly*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*giggles starts secreting a hallucinogenic through his skin straight into your stomach* Hehe, is ya regrettin' nommin' me now?

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

*Freezes off the area around my stomach to keep out any chemicals* Hmm, still no, I already know you wouldn't really hurt me.

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

*grumbles* Only 'cause I ain't figured out a way ta do it without gettin' froze...

Tuskai ~nitronick

Best Goon

16 years ago

Oh, even if you could get around the ice, you know you wouldn't do it if it would hurt me. *Giggles softly*

Scree ~maraudingmarauder

Digital Artist

16 years ago

Yeah, I would! Now lemme out! *kicks against the walls, finding it a little annoying being trapped in a stomach which is itself contained in a barrier of ice*