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Jacked this from  freehaven (GODDAMMIT)

How to play:
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")

"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: No, and I don't plan to anytime in the future.

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: Never have, and I doubt I ever will.

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: No. In all honesty, the majority of furries I know of (excluding a select few, and you know who you are) are people who I never want to meet in real life.

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No, but it's not out of the realm of possibility. Four more years, maybe. :P

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: No.

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: No, I've never gotten gift art. :(

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: No, because so far they're only available for gay men and for females. (Goddamn you, Bad Dragon)

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: I honestly don't have any IRL furry friends.

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: More or less.

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Wow, who the hell has that many?

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: No.

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: Am lacking an LJ and a Twitter.

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: No.

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes. (I loves my TwoKinds t-shirt! ^^)

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes, depending on the month and...*ahem*...public-ness of the location.

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: No.

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed? Yes.

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yes.

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: Oh, God, yes. Repeatedly and enthusiastically, on both counts.

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: Again, don't have any furry friends IRL.

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: Yes on both counts.

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: No, they found it out on their own.

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: No.

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yes.

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: If you're watching me, go ahead and do it.

Score: 140

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