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16 years ago
Certifiable Mad Scientist: I have a Death Ray, and I know how to Use It.
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Paige
To play:
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50 (50)
Completed?: Been to... lots. Waited in line for a commission, although it was not porn :D
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50 (25)
Completed?: Partner in a partial. On retrospect it was both cute and something like a B horror movie I suppose. We both had fun though, which is the important part!
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30 (30)
Completed?: SacFurs meets, yo. We build fursuits, play video games, and occasionally take over miniature golf courses.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30 (0)
Completed?: Still need to improve my art. Or draw more Taur Bondage / Porn :D
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30 (30)
Completed?: Commissions count, right? Right? >.> By the by, if you can commission
Kacey she is an incredibly nice artist and makes everything look awesome.
"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20 (0)
Completed?: No gift art as of yet. I'm too stealthy for that!
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: ... and I was idly drooling at the Bad Dragon table. Curse my budget.
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: Oddly enough yes. I had to think about this one, but I've been slowly converting my friends.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: OMG yes. Its incredible to hear bizarrely cool concepts then see them finished, too.
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20 (0)
Completed?: Ninja bat-fox-doohicky. Yes.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: >.> <.< Maaaaaaybe. *cough*
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20 (10)
Completed?: Missing DeviantArt and Twitter. That's over 50% though, right?
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: Twice! I got let go both times. They had to go in a different direction, outsourcing was involved. It still hurts a bit, in fact.
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Of course. I'm not that much of a perv :D
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Accidental, I swear. And usually it is 'Oh murr'. I feel odd about it, on second thought.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Michelle Light shirt and a bunch of furry con shirts.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: It vanishes and re-appears, but there's a reason I passlock my compy :D
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Yus. I sucked really bad at it.
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Back in the day, at least.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10 (0)
Completed? Tried. Didn't have the budget D:
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: I drew it for a close friend to cheer them up, oddly enough.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay. (10)
Completed?: Far too often.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: 4chan! There are some worthwhile things there. Like miku monday.
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: Err, I'm in stealth mode there, though.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Fchan still has great bat threads on occasion.
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: Browse only alas.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Scritching ftw?
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger. (10)
Completed?: It does have duplicates admittedly.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Badges. Lots of badges.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Friends, parents, not coworkers :D
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Indigo, the basis for my current fursona, is in fact male.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: My original online fursona was female.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: My current preferred form, Solaxy, is a herm usually.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Been trying to keep up with them when I can.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: ... it would be useless! :D Either someone will jump for it or not.
Score: 380 ... do I get a cool hat now? :D
PaigeTo play:
- Write yes or no and an explanation under each achievement [if you want]. Try to keep the format, and use your own judgement!
- Add up your score.
- Post your score total with the journal's subject. (ie., "Furry Achievement Score: X")
"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50 (50)
Completed?: Been to... lots. Waited in line for a commission, although it was not porn :D
"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50 (25)
Completed?: Partner in a partial. On retrospect it was both cute and something like a B horror movie I suppose. We both had fun though, which is the important part!
"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30 (30)
Completed?: SacFurs meets, yo. We build fursuits, play video games, and occasionally take over miniature golf courses.
"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30 (0)
Completed?: Still need to improve my art. Or draw more Taur Bondage / Porn :D
"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30 (30)
Completed?: Commissions count, right? Right? >.> By the by, if you can commission
Kacey she is an incredibly nice artist and makes everything look awesome."Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20 (0)
Completed?: No gift art as of yet. I'm too stealthy for that!
"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: ... and I was idly drooling at the Bad Dragon table. Curse my budget.
"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: Oddly enough yes. I had to think about this one, but I've been slowly converting my friends.
"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: OMG yes. Its incredible to hear bizarrely cool concepts then see them finished, too.
"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20 (0)
Completed?: Ninja bat-fox-doohicky. Yes.
"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: >.> <.< Maaaaaaybe. *cough*
"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20 (10)
Completed?: Missing DeviantArt and Twitter. That's over 50% though, right?
"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20 (20)
Completed?: Twice! I got let go both times. They had to go in a different direction, outsourcing was involved. It still hurts a bit, in fact.
"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Of course. I'm not that much of a perv :D
"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Accidental, I swear. And usually it is 'Oh murr'. I feel odd about it, on second thought.
"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Michelle Light shirt and a bunch of furry con shirts.
"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: It vanishes and re-appears, but there's a reason I passlock my compy :D
"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Yus. I sucked really bad at it.
"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: Back in the day, at least.
"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10 (0)
Completed? Tried. Didn't have the budget D:
"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10 (10)
Completed?: I drew it for a close friend to cheer them up, oddly enough.
"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all, +5 for having done sexual roleplay. (10)
Completed?: Far too often.
"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: 4chan! There are some worthwhile things there. Like miku monday.
"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: Err, I'm in stealth mode there, though.
"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB (http://dammitfreehaven.com/).
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Fchan still has great bat threads on occasion.
"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: Browse only alas.
"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Scritching ftw?
"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger. (10)
Completed?: It does have duplicates admittedly.
"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Badges. Lots of badges.
"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Friends, parents, not coworkers :D
"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Indigo, the basis for my current fursona, is in fact male.
"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: My original online fursona was female.
"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: My current preferred form, Solaxy, is a herm usually.
"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5 (5)
Completed?: Been trying to keep up with them when I can.
"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5 (0)
Completed?: ... it would be useless! :D Either someone will jump for it or not.
Score: 380 ... do I get a cool hat now? :D
