Taken from  Tache.
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Kissed any one of your Furaffinity friends? — No.

Been arrested? — No.

Kissed someone you didn't like? — No.

Slept in until 5 PM? — Look, if you know anything about the way I sleep, you know that you could ask about any time and the answer would be yes, haha.

Fallen asleep at work/school? — Nope.

Held a snake? — Just little ones, like grass snakes, but yeah.

Ran a red light? — I don't even drive, haha.

Been suspended from school? — Nope.

Experienced love at first sight? — Not really.

Totaled your car in an accident? — No.

Been fired from a job? — They have to hire me first, don't they? Haha.

Fired somebody? — No.

Sung karaoke? — Oh god no, haha. I couldn't sing to save my life.

Pointed a gun at someone? — Shhhhhh...Nope, haha.

Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? — I can't think of anything specific at the moment, but I must've, everybody has.

Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? — Thankfully, no, haha.

Caught a snowflake on your tongue? — Everyone has at some point.

Kissed in the rain? — No.

Had a close brush with death (your own)? — Eh. As a kid I was in the hospital for a period of time with a disease that I only recently found out is deadly. I don't think I came close to dying though. Then again, I didn't even know it was a possibility, so what do I know? Haha.

Saw someone die? — No.

Played Spin-the-Bottle? — Never.

Smoked a cigar? — Nope. Haha, can you picture it though?

Sat on a rooftop? — I've only been up on the one roof, and that was not a comfortable experience.

Smuggled something into another country? — No. Never! What do you mean plutonium?

Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? — Nope.

Broken a bone? — Never.

Skipped school? — Skipped is such a negative word for it...Haha, yeah.

Eaten a bug? — Nope.

Walked on a moonlit beach? — No.

Ridden a motorcycle? — No.

Dumped someone? — No.

Forgotten your anniversary? — Don't have one to forget, haha.

Lied to avoid a ticket? — Nope. Piece of advice though, it never helps.

Ridden in a helicopter? — No.

Shaved your head? — Never. Gonna. Happen. Period.

Blacked out from drinking? — I don't even drink, haha.

Played a prank on someone? — I'm not sure prank is the word, but sure.

Hit a home run? — I don't play sports.

Felt like killing someone? — Seriously? Yes, I have.

Cross-dressed? — Nope.

Been falling-down drunk? — Haha, no.

Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? — Not really applicable, is it?

Eaten snake? — No, but I'd try it, sure.

Marched/Protested? — No.

Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? — No.

Puked on an amusement ride? — I'm not sure I've ever been on one, haha.

Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? — Eh, not really.

Knitted? — Nope.

Been on TV? — No.

Shot a gun? — No, but someday I'd actually like to learn how to shoot properly. Those zombies won't kill themselves! Or will they? Depressed zombies?

Skinny-dipped? — No.

Given someone stitches? — Back-alley surgeon extraordinaire! I'll just take your kidney as payment...Haha, no.

Eaten a whole habenero pepper? — Nope.

Ridden a surfboard? — No.

Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? — No.

Had surgery? — Minor, yes.

Streaked? — No.

Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? — No.

Tripped on mushrooms? — Nope.

...when NOT drinking? — ...Wait...You meant literal, as in falling over, tripping...?

Peed on a bush? — No.

Donated Blood? — Nope

Grabbed electric fence? — Nopers.

Eaten alligator meat? — No, but it supposedly tastes like crab, which means I'd love to try it.

Eaten cheesecake? — Yeah.

Killed an animal when not hunting? — I am Leon, hunter of small things with six legs!!!

Peed your pants in public? — Hahaha, thank god, no.

Snuck into a movie without paying? — It's much easier to let other people do the sneaking, and download it later, haha.

Written graffiti? — No.

Still love someone you shouldn't? — No.

Think about the future? — All the time.

Been in handcuffs? — Nope.

Believe in love? — Believe? Yeah.

Bungee jump? - No. What, are trying to kill me?

Drowned? - Drowning is fatal, isn't it? I'm answering these questions, aren't I? You decide, am I or am I not deceased. *Brainnnnsssss...*

Kicked some guy in his jewels? - No.

Ass faced? - No.

Ever had suicidal thoughts? - More often than I should probably admit to, yeah.

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Now, the aforementioned apology. It's a quick one. A few of you probably already know that I've been in a fairly bad mood for almost two weeks now, and have been having a horrible time sleeping to boot. I've hit one of my antisocial patches, which I hope means that it's come to a head. You may or may not have noticed me falling behind on comments/journals/submissions etc, and that's what I'd like to apologize for. So, sorry about my recent antisocial behavior, and thanks for bearing with my groaning.