taking from  willywolfe

Natural Hair Color:
[ ] Brown - $100
[x] Blonde - $75
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other-$50

Total: 75

Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[x] Green - $100
[ ] Blue - $150
[ ] Hazel - $75
[ ] Other - $15

Total: 175

Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[ ] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[ ] Under 5′4 - $95

Total: 250

Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[x] 0 to 18 - $100

Total: 350

Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[x] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total: 450

Drink?
[ ] I did like once - $400
[x] Only Holidays or Occasions - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[ ] No - $600

Total: 700

Vision?
[x] perfect vision $400
[ ] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total: 1100

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[x] 11 to 12 - $400
[ ] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: 1500

Favorite Colors (two):

[x] Green-$750
[x] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: 2850

Letter your middle name(s) start with:

[ ] a-f - $50
[ ] g-k - $175
[ ] l-p - $300
[x] q-u - $350
[ ] v-z -$250

Total: 3200

Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[ ] white - $110
[x] green - $330
[ ] black - $110
[ ] purple - $220
[ ] orange/red/yellow - $330
[ ] blue - $220
[ ] other - $350

Total: 3550

First letter of the person you last talked to

[ ] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $100
[x] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $50
[ ] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $200
[ ] z - $250

Total: $3600

Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x]Nope- $1000
[ ] some- $750

Final Total: 4600

Re-Post as "I Cost $4600 a Night"

why the hell is someone who is 50 years or older be more expensive?...