"Waited In Line For Blotch Porn"
Parameters: Go/went to a furry convention.
Score: 50
Completed?: I've been to one with furries in attendance, but no, not exactly a furry convention.

"Rug Burn"
Parameters: Do/did the business, with one or more partners in a fursuit.
Score: 50
Completed?: Naw.

"It's Like A Miniature Convention!"
Parameters: Go/went to a furmeet.
Score: 30
Completed?: I'd like to go to one someday.

"FURtune 500"
Parameters: Have over 10,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Hah. For me, that's not gonna happen for a good twelve years.

"High Roller"
Parameters: Have your character drawn by an artist that has over 100,000 views.
Score: 30
Completed?: Yes, I've had this done. I think. I dunno, too lazy to check their pageviews.

"Friends In High Places"
Parameters: Have gift art of your character from an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: Got it.

"Different Strokes"
Parameters: Own/owned/used an animal-molded, or furry-oriented, sexual toy.
Score: 20
Completed?: Hahaha. Nope.

"So, Yeah"
Parameters: Have more furry friends than non-furry friends in real life.
Score: 20
Completed?: I don't got it.

"Stalker"
Parameters: Be friends with an artist.
Score: 20
Completed?: I'm friendly-ish with a couple, and my mother-in-law is a painter, does any of that count?

"Connected"
Parameters: Have a total combined buddy count [on AIM, MSN, Skype or etc.] of 200 or more.
Score: 20
Completed?: Nopers.

"Just For The Art"
Parameters: Draw anthropomorphic art.
Score: 20
Completed?: Umm, duh? That's pretty much all I draw.

"Dramatic"
Parameters: Have a LiveJournal, Facebook, FurAffinity, DeviantArt, and a Twitter account.
Score: 20
Completed?: I have all but LiveJournal. But I can make one in a second.

"Get Over It"
Parameters: Have/had a spouse/partner/significant other/mate/whatever, in real life, that is a furry.
Score: 20
Completed?: Achievement obtained.

"Vanilla"
Parameters: Have nonsexual art of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Durr.

"O MURR"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a non-furry friend in real life.
Score: 10
Completed?: Yep, I've done this. To great effect. xD

"And All I Got..."
Parameters: Own a distinctly 'furry' t-shirt [something made by furries and/or for furries].
Score: 10
Completed?: I don't have one... yet.

"I'm Not Even Trying"
Parameters: Have some form of furry porn on your desktop [whether as wallpaper or a file].
Score: 10
Completed?: I used to, but I had to wipe my hard drive cuz of a virus. Damn bootleg Naruto episodes.

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"
Parameters: Play/played Team Fortress 2 on a furry server.
Score: 10
Completed?: Never played.

"Such A Cock"
Parameters: Listen/listened to a 2 the Ranting Gryphon rant.
Score: 10
Completed?: I haven't yet.

"Friends With Benefits"
Parameters: Commissioned/commission artwork of a friend's character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Never.

"Anti-Uppity"
Parameters: Have sexual artwork of your character.
Score: 10
Completed?: Nothing sexual, but Ryota has been seen naked before.

"Don't Knock It 'Til You Try It"
Parameters: Roleplay/roleplayed your character over a messenger service/in a game of some sort.
Score: 5 for having done it at all,
+5 for having done sexual roleplay.
Completed?: I've done both.

"NO FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY!"
Parameters: Post/posted on 4chan or SomethingAwful.com
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope, never have. Hopefully never will.

"Furries Ruin Everything"
Parameters: Post/posted a furry image on 4chan.
Score: 5
Completed?: Nope.

"You're Doing It Wrong"
Parameters: Post/posted on fchan or TGFB.
Score: 5
Completed?: Neverz.

"The Greater Good"
Parameters: Post/posted an image on e621.net.
Score: 5
Completed?: Erm. That was the first site I uploaded any of my art to. xD

"O.. murr"
Parameters: Use/used the word 'yiff', 'scritch', or 'paw' when talking to a furry friend in real life.
Score: 5
Completed?: I think I might have... Don't remember.

"How Did That Get There?"
Parameters: Have a folder dedicated to furry porn.
Score: 5 for having a folder, +5 for having a folder of 1gb or larger.
Completed?: It got lost in the Reclamation. Also known as me wiping the hard drive.

"THIS IS THE REAL ME! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!"
Parameters: Commission art of your character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Never done it.

"SRS BSNS"
Parameters: Tell/told a parent/friend that you are a furry.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yeppy yep yep. Pretty much all of my friends are aware.

"Ding, DONG"
Parameters: Have a male character.
Score: 5
Completed?: I have plenty.

"Tits or GTFO"
Parameters: Have a female character.
Score: 5
Completed?: Yezzir.

"It's A Trap!"
Parameters: Have a herm/shemale/transgendered/etc. character.
Score: 5
Completed?: I actually do, I just haven't shown her on here yet.

"Dime A Dozen"
Parameters: Did/do another furry meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: I have done so.

"You're It!"
Parameters: Tag at least 1 person after doing this meme.
Score: 5
Completed?: No thanks.