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crocdragon89
1. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Greg
Harry
Mark
Kyle
Sean
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Mark: Doberman
Greg, Sean, Harry, Kyle: Fox
Mark: *blinks* Well I feel like the odd one out *Kyle pats his leg*
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Sean: Well that’s a stupid question *waves over his well muscled body* You see any tits?
Greg: Now that’s just vulgar
*Marks crotch swells bigger*
Mark: Hey!
Kyle: Sorry *grins* Just making it as obvious as possible
Harry: We’re all blokes
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Greg: 22
Sean: *mutters* 23
Kyle: 17… and a half
Mark: 19
Harry: 29
Sean: Really? *Blinks and then grins, red eyes glowing as he looks to Greg* Bit of an age gap there
Greg: Shut up
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Greg: 5’6”
Sean: Short arse
Harry: 6’2”
Kyle: 5’5”
Mark: Such a cute little thing *Nuzzles the fox* I’m 5’6” too, but my Mohawk makes me 5’11
Sean: 6’, even
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Greg:*sputters and coughs*
Sean: Course not
Mark:*looks over at Kyle and they share a look, the Doberman wiggling his eyebrows* Nope
Kyle: Me neither
Harry: Nor am I
*Everyone looks at Greg*
Greg: Erm… well… technically… yes
Kyle: What?!
Mark: Pay up
Kyle: But… but you and Harry?
*Greg blushes even more and puts his head in his hands, ears drooping. Harry shakes his head and Sean snickers. Kyle then gives Mark 10 quid*
Kyle: I was sure you two had
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Greg: *blushes again* yes
Kyle and Mark: Yes
Harry: Yes
*Everyone looks to Sean*
Greg: I think we’ll take that as a no
Sean: Bite me Greggy. *Turns on the one asking the questions* and quite frankly, I fail to see the significance in this question. Unless you want frostbite I suggest you move on
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Harry: No. I don’t think I’ve met anyone I hate
Kyle: Me neither
Mark: Well… there is this one guy in my magic class. Complete and utter arsehole
Kyle: Wanna outgrow his place? *the fox asks with a grin* Or squash his car
Mark: No… well… maybe
Greg: I think ‘hate’ is a bit of a strong word. I may… dislike *looks at Sean* a few people, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I ‘hate’ them.
Sean: Yes I hate someone and that someone knows I hate them. It’s not anyone in this room and it is also none of your business
Mark: Erm…
Greg: Don’t bother. He’s stubborn
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Harry: *Wide eyed* Preposterous! How could you suggest that we’ve killed someone. What a terrible question.
Kyle: I’d have to agree. Do we look like killers?
Mark: Some might say I do with my Mohawk
Kyle: Well I like it *the pair nose each other*
Greg: If this is because of all the time we’ve grown, I should probably point out that we don’t’ kill people by squashing them. Don’t ask me how, it’s just the way the magic works.
Sean: Well, I have—
Kyle: There’s a surprise
Sean:--not *glares at the teen fox but Mark slides blocks his glowing gaze* Surprising as it ma seem, I have not killed anyone. I may have frozen them, but they thawed out eventually.
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Greg: No. I’m an open book
Harry: Only a few little ones. None really worth mentioning
Sean: Oooh, that’s piqued my interest now
Greg: Don’t start
Sean: *Sighs and rolls his eyes* Fine. And yes I have secrets and I would like to keep them secret
Kyle: Erm… are they secrets if only one other person knows about them?
Mark: Let’s say no
Kyle: Ok… then no
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Greg: Pizza. Spicy preferably
Sean: Vanilla ice cream
Kyle: Is that food? More of a dessert
Sean: Still food you little--
Mark: Hey. He was only asking a question
Sean: *Mutters* A stupid one
Mark: One more word and *rises to his feet but Harry puts a hand on him*
Harry: It’s OK. Just let it go
*Mark gives Sean one last glare, one Sean returns, and then sits down*
Harry: My favourite food is… cookies. But a specific type of cookies mind you
Kyle: Mines noodles
Mark: I like sausages. With lots of tomato sauce
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Greg: Play with fire. Not in the dangerous way of course, just… in a magical kind of way
Harry: I do sums. Gives my brain a workout and helps to de-stress
Kyle: Growing helps me relax
Mark: I think you mean growing ME helps you relax
Kyle: It relaxes you too
Mark: Actually, what relaxes me comes after
Sean: I’d have to agree with teen short stuff over there. Growing others does have a certain… calming effect. And if not that, then working out *flexes* as you can see
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Sean:*Looks to the audience* I hope that’s an obvious one. And for you dense people out there, it’s winter OK? I like the cold
Greg: I like autumn. I just like the colour the leaves change into.
Harry: I’d have to agree. Autumn can be quiet a beautiful season
Kyle: Summer
Mark: Me too
Kyle: No school. More time to…*looks at Mark* you know
Mark: We dot THAT all year round
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Kyle: Nope. Wouldn’t change a thing
Mark: Me neither
Greg: You can’t change the past, what’s done is done
Harry: Well… I do wonder what it would have been like if I tried learning about magic instead of maths in school
Sean: Looks like you’ve swayed him to the magical side of things Greggy
Greg: What about you Sean? Anything you regret doing?
Sean: Nope *looks away* I did what I did
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Mark: Erm… Average?
Kyle: Like… 60 or 70 maybe
Harry: I hope to reach 80
Greg: *mutters*712*coughs*
Harry: What was that?
Greg:*twiddles fingers, ears drooping* 712
Mark: Are you serious?
Greg: Yeah. Our family has… a really long life expectancy
Kyle*looks at Sean* So… you’re gonna live that long too?
Sean: You just fail to grasp the obvious don’t you?
Mark: Mind if we go back to the hating someone question?
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Greg: What?
Harry: I beg tour pardon?
Kyle: When did this thing get so morbid?
Mark: Well… I guess…Old age?
Sean: No doubt someone tries to drive a flaming stake me through the heart
Kyle: You’re a vampire?!
Sean:… No. Just something an ex said to me once. I found it hilarious
Mark: I might use that one myself
Kyle: Well, I’d rather die of old age when my time comes. Natural hopefully
Harry: I’d have to agree
Greg: Me too. Rather not have any tragic, overly dramatic one thanks
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Greg: Erm… *Nervous laugh* ‘Harry help’
Harry: With me at your side, I’m sure you wouldn’t even get into the hangman’s noose
Kyle: I’m innocent!
Mark: And then I’d come and save you
Kyle: Letting me say my hero.
Mark: I think my last words would be, huh, I seem to be growing
Kyle:*Laughing* Best way I can save you
Sean: Mine would be “Aren’t you supposed to say freeze?” and then freeze everyone there
Harry: Erm… well… my last words are ones I do not wish to share at the present moment
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Greg: Pay off the costs of construction all these guys keeping causing
Kyle: I told you to get Macro Insurance
Harry: That’s currently only applicable in America
Mark: That sucks
Kyle: I’d buy an empty city and have some fun with Mark
Mark: Oh, that’s cool. Think I’d buy us… our own place
Kyle: Seriously?!
Sean: Someone get me a bucket
Mark: If someone gets me a stake
Harry: I’d buy a certain recipe from a certain horse
Sean: And I’d buy a new house. Mines getting kind of old and boring
18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Greg: No one’s given me a nickname
Sean: Beg to differ Greggy
Greg: That’s not a nickname. A nickname is supposed to be shorter than your actual name
Sean: Nit picking if you ask me
Greg: Well you’re red eyes
Sean: That’s crap
Greg: Still a nickname
Sean: A crap one
Harry: What about you Mark
Mark: Some people cal me Spike. Cos of these *flicks the black tips of his Mohawk*
Kyle: I get called Cyclops
Greg: Why?
Kyle: I think it has something to do with people not being able to see my eyes
Greg: That doesn’t make you a Cyclops
Kyle: Yeah, what you gonna do?
Harry: I don’t really have a nickname. Sometimes I’m called the calculator because I can do mental arithmetic quickly
Sean: Wow… what a bunch of crap nicknames
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Sean: Ice skating, skiing, snow boarding, anything with snow or ice
Greg: Tennis. I’ve always been good at it… about the only sport I am good at
Harry: I prefer squash
Mark: I wouldn’t mind trying wrestling
Kyle: Archery
Sean: What? How can you see?
Kyle: The same way I see all day
20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Greg: I’m afraid of water if it’s in an enclosed place. I’m terrified of drowning or not being able to breath
Sean: Then there’s also the mannequin thing
Harry: What mannequin thing?
Sean: Greg’s afraid of mannequins
Greg: Shut up
Kyle: Really?
Greg: OK, fine, yes. Mannequins creep me out
Harry: Well I’m afraid of flying
Kyle: I’m nervous about needles
Mark: It’s true. I had to go with him to get a tetness shot
Kyle: And I was grateful for it. It made me feel safe
Sean: Still waiting for that bucket
Mark: And what are you afraid of?
Sean: Certainly not you.
Mark: Well I’m afraid of thunderstorms, but I don’t let the fear rule me
Not gonna tag but feel free to steal it if you want
crocdragon891. Choose a few of your own characters. Five at the most.
2. Make them answer the following questions and have them interact.
3. Then tag some people.
Characters:
Greg
Harry
Mark
Kyle
Sean
1) WHAT SPECIES ARE EACH OF YOU?
Mark: Doberman
Greg, Sean, Harry, Kyle: Fox
Mark: *blinks* Well I feel like the odd one out *Kyle pats his leg*
2) BOY OR GIRL?
Sean: Well that’s a stupid question *waves over his well muscled body* You see any tits?
Greg: Now that’s just vulgar
*Marks crotch swells bigger*
Mark: Hey!
Kyle: Sorry *grins* Just making it as obvious as possible
Harry: We’re all blokes
3) HOW OLD ARE YOU?
Greg: 22
Sean: *mutters* 23
Kyle: 17… and a half
Mark: 19
Harry: 29
Sean: Really? *Blinks and then grins, red eyes glowing as he looks to Greg* Bit of an age gap there
Greg: Shut up
4) WHAT'S YOUR HEIGHT?
Greg: 5’6”
Sean: Short arse
Harry: 6’2”
Kyle: 5’5”
Mark: Such a cute little thing *Nuzzles the fox* I’m 5’6” too, but my Mohawk makes me 5’11
Sean: 6’, even
5) ARE YOU A VIRGIN?
Greg:*sputters and coughs*
Sean: Course not
Mark:*looks over at Kyle and they share a look, the Doberman wiggling his eyebrows* Nope
Kyle: Me neither
Harry: Nor am I
*Everyone looks at Greg*
Greg: Erm… well… technically… yes
Kyle: What?!
Mark: Pay up
Kyle: But… but you and Harry?
*Greg blushes even more and puts his head in his hands, ears drooping. Harry shakes his head and Sean snickers. Kyle then gives Mark 10 quid*
Kyle: I was sure you two had
6) DO YOU LOVE ANYONE?
Greg: *blushes again* yes
Kyle and Mark: Yes
Harry: Yes
*Everyone looks to Sean*
Greg: I think we’ll take that as a no
Sean: Bite me Greggy. *Turns on the one asking the questions* and quite frankly, I fail to see the significance in this question. Unless you want frostbite I suggest you move on
7) DO YOU HATE ANYONE?
Harry: No. I don’t think I’ve met anyone I hate
Kyle: Me neither
Mark: Well… there is this one guy in my magic class. Complete and utter arsehole
Kyle: Wanna outgrow his place? *the fox asks with a grin* Or squash his car
Mark: No… well… maybe
Greg: I think ‘hate’ is a bit of a strong word. I may… dislike *looks at Sean* a few people, but I wouldn’t go so far as to say I ‘hate’ them.
Sean: Yes I hate someone and that someone knows I hate them. It’s not anyone in this room and it is also none of your business
Mark: Erm…
Greg: Don’t bother. He’s stubborn
8) HAVE YOU KILLED ANYONE?
Harry: *Wide eyed* Preposterous! How could you suggest that we’ve killed someone. What a terrible question.
Kyle: I’d have to agree. Do we look like killers?
Mark: Some might say I do with my Mohawk
Kyle: Well I like it *the pair nose each other*
Greg: If this is because of all the time we’ve grown, I should probably point out that we don’t’ kill people by squashing them. Don’t ask me how, it’s just the way the magic works.
Sean: Well, I have—
Kyle: There’s a surprise
Sean:--not *glares at the teen fox but Mark slides blocks his glowing gaze* Surprising as it ma seem, I have not killed anyone. I may have frozen them, but they thawed out eventually.
9) DO YOU HAVE ANY SECRETS?
Greg: No. I’m an open book
Harry: Only a few little ones. None really worth mentioning
Sean: Oooh, that’s piqued my interest now
Greg: Don’t start
Sean: *Sighs and rolls his eyes* Fine. And yes I have secrets and I would like to keep them secret
Kyle: Erm… are they secrets if only one other person knows about them?
Mark: Let’s say no
Kyle: Ok… then no
10) WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
Greg: Pizza. Spicy preferably
Sean: Vanilla ice cream
Kyle: Is that food? More of a dessert
Sean: Still food you little--
Mark: Hey. He was only asking a question
Sean: *Mutters* A stupid one
Mark: One more word and *rises to his feet but Harry puts a hand on him*
Harry: It’s OK. Just let it go
*Mark gives Sean one last glare, one Sean returns, and then sits down*
Harry: My favourite food is… cookies. But a specific type of cookies mind you
Kyle: Mines noodles
Mark: I like sausages. With lots of tomato sauce
11) WHAT DO YOU DO TO RELAX?
Greg: Play with fire. Not in the dangerous way of course, just… in a magical kind of way
Harry: I do sums. Gives my brain a workout and helps to de-stress
Kyle: Growing helps me relax
Mark: I think you mean growing ME helps you relax
Kyle: It relaxes you too
Mark: Actually, what relaxes me comes after
Sean: I’d have to agree with teen short stuff over there. Growing others does have a certain… calming effect. And if not that, then working out *flexes* as you can see
12) WHAT SEASON DO YOU LIKE BEST AND WHY?
Sean:*Looks to the audience* I hope that’s an obvious one. And for you dense people out there, it’s winter OK? I like the cold
Greg: I like autumn. I just like the colour the leaves change into.
Harry: I’d have to agree. Autumn can be quiet a beautiful season
Kyle: Summer
Mark: Me too
Kyle: No school. More time to…*looks at Mark* you know
Mark: We dot THAT all year round
13) IS THERE ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE YOU REGRET DOING?
Kyle: Nope. Wouldn’t change a thing
Mark: Me neither
Greg: You can’t change the past, what’s done is done
Harry: Well… I do wonder what it would have been like if I tried learning about magic instead of maths in school
Sean: Looks like you’ve swayed him to the magical side of things Greggy
Greg: What about you Sean? Anything you regret doing?
Sean: Nope *looks away* I did what I did
14) WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR LIFE EXPECTANCY IS?
Mark: Erm… Average?
Kyle: Like… 60 or 70 maybe
Harry: I hope to reach 80
Greg: *mutters*712*coughs*
Harry: What was that?
Greg:*twiddles fingers, ears drooping* 712
Mark: Are you serious?
Greg: Yeah. Our family has… a really long life expectancy
Kyle*looks at Sean* So… you’re gonna live that long too?
Sean: You just fail to grasp the obvious don’t you?
Mark: Mind if we go back to the hating someone question?
15) HOW DO YOU IMAGINE YOUR DEATH TO BE?
Greg: What?
Harry: I beg tour pardon?
Kyle: When did this thing get so morbid?
Mark: Well… I guess…Old age?
Sean: No doubt someone tries to drive a flaming stake me through the heart
Kyle: You’re a vampire?!
Sean:… No. Just something an ex said to me once. I found it hilarious
Mark: I might use that one myself
Kyle: Well, I’d rather die of old age when my time comes. Natural hopefully
Harry: I’d have to agree
Greg: Me too. Rather not have any tragic, overly dramatic one thanks
16) YOU ARE TO BE PUT TO DEATH FOR A CRIME YOU DID NOT COMMIT, WHAT WOULD YOUR LAST WORDS BE?
Greg: Erm… *Nervous laugh* ‘Harry help’
Harry: With me at your side, I’m sure you wouldn’t even get into the hangman’s noose
Kyle: I’m innocent!
Mark: And then I’d come and save you
Kyle: Letting me say my hero.
Mark: I think my last words would be, huh, I seem to be growing
Kyle:*Laughing* Best way I can save you
Sean: Mine would be “Aren’t you supposed to say freeze?” and then freeze everyone there
Harry: Erm… well… my last words are ones I do not wish to share at the present moment
17) IF YOU'D HAVE WON THE LOTTERY, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH THE MONEY?
Greg: Pay off the costs of construction all these guys keeping causing
Kyle: I told you to get Macro Insurance
Harry: That’s currently only applicable in America
Mark: That sucks
Kyle: I’d buy an empty city and have some fun with Mark
Mark: Oh, that’s cool. Think I’d buy us… our own place
Kyle: Seriously?!
Sean: Someone get me a bucket
Mark: If someone gets me a stake
Harry: I’d buy a certain recipe from a certain horse
Sean: And I’d buy a new house. Mines getting kind of old and boring
18) IF ANYONE CAME UP WITH A NICKNAME FOR YOU, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Greg: No one’s given me a nickname
Sean: Beg to differ Greggy
Greg: That’s not a nickname. A nickname is supposed to be shorter than your actual name
Sean: Nit picking if you ask me
Greg: Well you’re red eyes
Sean: That’s crap
Greg: Still a nickname
Sean: A crap one
Harry: What about you Mark
Mark: Some people cal me Spike. Cos of these *flicks the black tips of his Mohawk*
Kyle: I get called Cyclops
Greg: Why?
Kyle: I think it has something to do with people not being able to see my eyes
Greg: That doesn’t make you a Cyclops
Kyle: Yeah, what you gonna do?
Harry: I don’t really have a nickname. Sometimes I’m called the calculator because I can do mental arithmetic quickly
Sean: Wow… what a bunch of crap nicknames
19) IF YOU'D BE FANTASTIC AT ONE SPORT, WHICH WOULD IT BE?
Sean: Ice skating, skiing, snow boarding, anything with snow or ice
Greg: Tennis. I’ve always been good at it… about the only sport I am good at
Harry: I prefer squash
Mark: I wouldn’t mind trying wrestling
Kyle: Archery
Sean: What? How can you see?
Kyle: The same way I see all day
20) AND FINALLY, DO YOU HAVE ANY PHOBIAS?
Greg: I’m afraid of water if it’s in an enclosed place. I’m terrified of drowning or not being able to breath
Sean: Then there’s also the mannequin thing
Harry: What mannequin thing?
Sean: Greg’s afraid of mannequins
Greg: Shut up
Kyle: Really?
Greg: OK, fine, yes. Mannequins creep me out
Harry: Well I’m afraid of flying
Kyle: I’m nervous about needles
Mark: It’s true. I had to go with him to get a tetness shot
Kyle: And I was grateful for it. It made me feel safe
Sean: Still waiting for that bucket
Mark: And what are you afraid of?
Sean: Certainly not you.
Mark: Well I’m afraid of thunderstorms, but I don’t let the fear rule me
Not gonna tag but feel free to steal it if you want
Sirus Einzla
~sirus
Hehe, get to know even more about you big bro ^^
Pokeman13
~pokeman13
okay, just LMAO! boy, you just made my day! that's probably the funniest meme I've ever heard! I'm so doing this!
Mentalkilla
-mentalkilla
Very interesting interview. Wish i could do it.
Lethias
~lethias
Wow, Greg... that was very well done ^^ A very entertaining read =3
redsaber
~redsaber
Nice job, I don't think this would work with me though, seeing how I only have three characters to work with and I would possibly get it all mixed up.
cerul
~cerul
Nicely done ^^ you should give mine a read sometime
