This came from  jardenon
[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?
No. I'm a pussy.

[02] Would you do Meth if it was legalized?
I dunno, Is she cute?

[03] Abortion: for or against it?
Ick! I don't wanna know!

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?
Let's try it and see.

[05] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?
Yes. It would make my friends very happy.

[06] Are you for or against premarital sex?
I don't care if she's married or not.

[07] Do you believe in God?
My God is an angry God. Someone stole his chew toy.

[08] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?
I don't blame anyone for wanting a better life. Don't know why they'd come here for it.

[09] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?
No. She should return it before it gets hungry.

[10] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?
No, but I'd like you to go kill those people in that country over there.

[11] Should the war in Iraq be called off?
Not before we start another one.

[12] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?
Mabyee, but there's one or two I'd like ta' help out.

[13] Do you believe in spanking your children?
DO IT!

[14] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?
Yes. Then donate every penny to the Disabled American Veterans.

[15] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?
.....Laugh it up bitch, I'm getting the belt!