1.) Your name?
Jordon-An extremely caring guy. He is very dirty minded. Knows how to treat a woman. Good kisser. Can make anybody feel better. His hugs have the power to heal. Is known to be VERY good with his hands, ask any girl. Oh, and did i mention, HE CAN FLY!
Girl1: Hey, have you heard of Jordon?
Girl2: Yea, I hear he flys through girls windows and uses his magic fingers on them!
Girl1: He sure does! He flew through MY window last night!!

2.) Your age?
18- The day your life officially ends.

3.) One of your friends?
Quinn- a straight-up gangsta playa born and raised for life.

4.) What should you be doing?
Sleeping- To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.
(I don't live with my grandma)

5.) Favorite color?
Purple-one of the key ingredients to Grape Drink,-

Sugar, Water, Purple
It just ain't grape drink with without that purple.

6.) Birthplace?
Martinsburg-A small rural town located in Central Pennsylvania. This town is known for its agricultural lifestyle and small town charm. Also known as "The Cove". Martinsburg has only one red light, and a church on every corner. There are no bars or liquor stores. Graduates from the local High School are often mocked for their poor literary, mathematic, and spelling skills. Widely known for the "Ritchey's Dairy" parlor which proudly serves neighboring areas. A place where many young residents continue to reside and begin a family of their own. Often a place where some members will return to later in their adult years and seek refuge with their parents once again. Very well populated with cows.
"He has never seen a black man. He grew up in Martinsburg."
(No it's in West Virginia)

7.) Month of your birth?
May-The month your parents had sex in if your birthday is in February.
"Happy Conception Day son!" (May 13th)
(oh god)

8.) Who was the last person you talked to?
Roommate-The reason I'm not getting any sleep right now.
I hate my fucking roommate(s). They keep me up all night.

Fuck them.
(naw he woke me up as he went to class cuz I fell asleep on my computer)

9.) What is a nickname of yours?
Cecil-Any male who has a child somewhere in the world, but normally used to refer to one's own father. Sometimes shortened to 'Cess' or 'Cez'

"Me and me' cez are going to get on the red can and watch the footy tonight."