Okay the dim witted idiots in mine and my girl’s families has pissed me off to a point I feel like ripping out their throats with my bear teeth. So to take my mind off their self centered stupidity I thought I would do this meme thing you guys like to do.

I grabbed this off of TigraFrostbite

[ ] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[X] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[ ] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[ ] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[ ] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[X] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[ ] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[ ] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[X] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[ ] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[X] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[ ] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[ ] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[ ] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[X] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[ ] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[X] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[ ] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[X] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[ ] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[ ] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[X] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[ ] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[ ] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[ ] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[ ] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[ ] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[ ] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[ ] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[ ] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[X] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[X] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[ ] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[X] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[ ] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[ ] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[X] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[ ] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[X] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[ ] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[ ] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[ ] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[X] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[X] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[ ] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[ ] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[ ] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[ ] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[ ] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[ ]Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[ ] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[X] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[X] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[ ] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[ ] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[X] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[ ] Nasophilia - Noses.
[ ] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[ ] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[X] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[ ] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts.
[ ] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[ ] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[ ] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[ ] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[X] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[ ] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[ ] Podophilia - Feet.
[X] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[X] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[ ] Retifism - Shoes.
[ ] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[ ] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[ ] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[X] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[X] Sitophilia - Food.
[X] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[ ] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[X] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[X] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[ ] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[X] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[ ] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[ ] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[X] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[X] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[ ] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[X] Trichophilia - Hair.
[ ] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[ ] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on.
[ ] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[ ] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[ ](eating, not being eaten)] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[X] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens).
[X] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[ ] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.

TOTAL: 33

Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200

Wow I’m 33 so that makes me a Freaky Mutant Genius Powers. Sarcastic whoop de dooo.