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16 years ago
General
VALENTINE'S MEME. Nothing to see here folks. Press the back button.
1.Are you single or taken?
baaaaaaaaaaaw.
2. Chocolate or flowers
CHOCOLATE IS THE ONLY THING THAT LOVES ME.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
[COMMENT REMOVED; INSPIRED CREEPINESS]
4.Do you like anyone?
NO ONE LIKES MEEEE.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
LONELY FOREVERS.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I try not to, but each year I am closer to suicide
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
NO I AM THE SECRET ADMIRER. I'M OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i write everyone a love letter.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Will he love me?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My parents don't love me :C
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
24/7
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yes. I like ones with weird messages. Like "I WATCH YOU SLEEP". Ah, romance.
14. Flowers or chocolate?
You asked already. CHOOOOCOLATE.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
NO THE ACHING LONELINESS IN MY HEART IS DEPRESSING
16. How do you feel about PDA?
IF I CAN'T FIND LOVE YOU CAN'T EITHER. STOP BEING HAPPY.
17. How is your love life?
Mother won't allow me to close the door when other people are in my room.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP TO BE DUMPED
19. How many roses would you want?
Roses chocolates?
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
I'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE BAAAW.
This meme is a lie.
My bf and I have been together for a bit over two years. I just think it's stupid how many people do this meme just to have a cry and get asspats.
1...
GO GO GADGET BITCHFEST.
1.Are you single or taken?
baaaaaaaaaaaw.
2. Chocolate or flowers
CHOCOLATE IS THE ONLY THING THAT LOVES ME.
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
[COMMENT REMOVED; INSPIRED CREEPINESS]
4.Do you like anyone?
NO ONE LIKES MEEEE.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
LONELY FOREVERS.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
don't you want somebody to love, don't you need somebody to love
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I try not to, but each year I am closer to suicide
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
NO I AM THE SECRET ADMIRER. I'M OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
i write everyone a love letter.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Will he love me?
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
My parents don't love me :C
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
24/7
13. Do you like candy hearts?
Yes. I like ones with weird messages. Like "I WATCH YOU SLEEP". Ah, romance.
14. Flowers or chocolate?
You asked already. CHOOOOCOLATE.
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
NO THE ACHING LONELINESS IN MY HEART IS DEPRESSING
16. How do you feel about PDA?
IF I CAN'T FIND LOVE YOU CAN'T EITHER. STOP BEING HAPPY.
17. How is your love life?
Mother won't allow me to close the door when other people are in my room.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
YOU HAVE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP TO BE DUMPED
19. How many roses would you want?
Roses chocolates?
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
I'LL NEVER HAVE ANYONE BAAAW.
This meme is a lie.
My bf and I have been together for a bit over two years. I just think it's stupid how many people do this meme just to have a cry and get asspats.
1...
GO GO GADGET BITCHFEST.
FA+

NOW NO ONE IS LONELY.
....-runs away giggling-
with mouth.
BRB LOLIN FOREVER
*rocks back and forth*
BE MY VALENTINE!
WE SHALL BE FEATHERY GRYPH-PARTNERS.
I'VE BEEN AN OWL FOR A WHILE NOW. LOL
But it's cool. If we lay eggs, we'll just make a lot of colors owlgryffes. Awesome!
BUT That's so truuuuuuuuuue! Our babies will be fuckin awesome.
I'd better be the man of the relationship.
And I'm sorry, but I already called dibs on the penis in this pairing.
So i have to have a vagina? Or what ever it is you females have downstairs.
Cloaca?
That word SOUNDS wrong
D:
Delicious and platonic! X3