Valentine's Day meme, ahyuk
16 years ago
General
Stolen from
sublimate
1.Are you single or taken?
Painfully single
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolateomgchocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
... Work?
4.Do you like anyone?
I like someone's breasts... The girl attached to them needs some work though.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I haven't dated anyone for the past seven or so Valentine's Days.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Dunno... Nice restaurant, dessert at home, movie, blindingly awesome sex, a little shame, and spooning.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I'd like to... I usually just buy fancy chocolate for myself.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
A few, I guess. But people who don't confess their feelings are lame. Grow some balls!
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe... Doubt it.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Sort of.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Why would they? I'm not dating them.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I'm not seven, thanks.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
omg They're like cocaine. I buy them all year round. If I don't eat them, I grind them up and snort them through a dollar bill.
14. Flowers or chocolate?
.... Que?
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Why ask me all that crap if you think I'm depressed by it? But I guess, no, not anymore, I got over it a couple years back.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
In small doses, it's fine, just don't rawdog it there in front of a crowd, asshole.
17. How is your love life?
If I had one, I'd share the answer with you.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED! I DO THE DUMPING! HA!... Wait, that sounded wrong... XDD I have never been dumped, all my past boyfriends (a rather short list), I ended up breaking it off, and it was never on a Valentine's Day. What coldhearted bastard would do that?
19. How many roses would you want?
None, I don't like keeping flowers.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
Miss Cleo said yes, but then again, she hasn't called me from prison yet to confirm that, so...
Happy Valentine's Day, homies.
sublimate1.Are you single or taken?
Painfully single
2. Chocolate or flowers?
Chocolateomgchocolate
3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
... Work?
4.Do you like anyone?
I like someone's breasts... The girl attached to them needs some work though.
5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
I haven't dated anyone for the past seven or so Valentine's Days.
6. What would be your dream Valentines date?
Dunno... Nice restaurant, dessert at home, movie, blindingly awesome sex, a little shame, and spooning.
7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
I'd like to... I usually just buy fancy chocolate for myself.
8. Have you ever had a secret admirer?
A few, I guess. But people who don't confess their feelings are lame. Grow some balls!
9. Would you ever write someone a love letter?
Maybe... Doubt it.
10. Do you believe in Cupid?
Sort of.
11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Why would they? I'm not dating them.
12. Do you still send out Valentines cards?
I'm not seven, thanks.
13. Do you like candy hearts?
omg They're like cocaine. I buy them all year round. If I don't eat them, I grind them up and snort them through a dollar bill.
14. Flowers or chocolate?
.... Que?
15. Is Valentines day depressing?
Why ask me all that crap if you think I'm depressed by it? But I guess, no, not anymore, I got over it a couple years back.
16. How do you feel about PDA?
In small doses, it's fine, just don't rawdog it there in front of a crowd, asshole.
17. How is your love life?
If I had one, I'd share the answer with you.
18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
I'VE NEVER BEEN DUMPED! I DO THE DUMPING! HA!... Wait, that sounded wrong... XDD I have never been dumped, all my past boyfriends (a rather short list), I ended up breaking it off, and it was never on a Valentine's Day. What coldhearted bastard would do that?
19. How many roses would you want?
None, I don't like keeping flowers.
20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year?
Miss Cleo said yes, but then again, she hasn't called me from prison yet to confirm that, so...
Happy Valentine's Day, homies.
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well If I lived near you I would alteast bring by some candy hearts =p
but I'm down for using crack >;3 might as well make V-day interesting lmao