"I've got my top hand and a pocket full of miracles, a pocket full of miracles,,,"

hand? FUCK~!

Kill me now, please.

Top hat, and a pocket full of monocles!

Both!

You are correct sir and/or madam!

hmmm if your aiming for a typical evil british villan I'm afraid both are needed... but a monicle is cool to scrutinise things with XD

Filthy stereotypes! When I come to rule the world with my iron-clad, anti-cute things, laser fist such unfounded stereotypes shall be abolished!

XD the stereotype super villan will rule the world someday!

Both.

CORRECT! You win..... The special surprise waiting for you in your attic.

Monocle covered top hats.

I see your silliness and raise you background contents in panel 8 of this comic page: Here, check out panel eight. I've already trumped that.

http://voodoowalrus.com/?p=52

Such beautiful surrealism. I cannot comprehend. ;-;

Can't have one without the other and be authentic.

Oh sure you can! But you'd be living an empty shell of a life. Trapped forever in an unfulfilled morass of... something or another...

indeed.

A monocle wearing a top hat.

Here, check out panel eight. I've already trumped that.

http://voodoowalrus.com/?p=52

honestly i have to agree with majority here and say both ar awsome but if i had to pick id say purple fuzzy tophats with mouths and vamp fangs that talk for their owners instead of having to use their own mouth

Wasn't that an episode of Darkwing Duck only the hats were aliens?

i have no idea, never saw that. sounds fun though will have to look for it

A giant ostrich that breathes out Octopi that wear tophats and monocles.

Now you're just over thinking dammit!

Overthinking like a fox!

Monocle, top hats remind me of my creepy pedo ex who used to wear one ALL. THE. TIME. :<

How DARE they sully the wonders of top hattery! That's it. I'm renewing my extreme haberdashery license and "putting" a "pin" in this "little" "problem".

"I" "suspect" "an" "overuse" "of" "inverted" "commas."

"Obviously" you "are" i"n"san"e".

W'll 'm g'nn' ''it'h '''ng' '' a'' over's' '''''''''''!

.... Goddammit. You win this round! But I'll slink back to grasp victory another day! ANOTHER DAY! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shall I pencil you in?

monocles...m'yess.....

What are you? Some kind of top hat racist? Or did top hats break itno your home at night and drag your great gramma Rudy out to places unknown and now you live with nothing but top hat hatred in your heart? Never again capable of truly embracing your childhood dream of becoming a world class haberdasher?

my friend ambushed me one night while i was out walking, he had a top hat, suit and cane...confused me beyond all comprehension...does that count?

I'd say "No! I demand senseless abuse of the elderly!" But that would just put me back on the National Association for Preventing Grymm from Terrorzing the Old, the Young, and the Mentally Deficient". Damn N.A.P.G.T.O.Y.M.D.

ive never heard of an organization that specific....wow.....how did you get put on it in the first place?

top hats ^..^

Oh jeezus! There's pointy letter creature sneaking up on your comment! Quick shoot it!

Switch it up. Tiny tophat over one eye, monocle on the top of the head.

I like cut of your jib! And the swaggle of your door jamb!

*Bows* Thank you.

How dare you! Name one thing more important than top hats and/pr monocles!

Yes but those are all depressing downers and there's ENTIRELY TOO MUCH of those things popping up in journals on this site every single day.

I'm here to entertain, horrify, amuse, bewilder, and/or sexify the masses. Even with my journals. Now if it was something like what you listed above, then the journal title would allude to it.

Now. Put on this curly crazy wig, do a little jig, and put a smile on your face. Otherwise the horribly floating pygmy cows might come and gnaw on your wobbly bits.

You speak madness! Awareness of the awesomeness of top hats and monocles IS important! No lies have been spoken here today. Save the thing about the weasels. But weasel lies don't count.

Your fingers say "You're wasting my time Grymm", but your eyes say "I'm a greasy hobo baby." Your eyes are crazy.