[] Abasiophilia - People with impaired mobility.
[] Acousticophilia - Sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[] Acrotomophilia - People with amputations.
[] Agalmatophilia - Statues, mannequins and immobility.
[] Algolagnia - Pain, particularly involving an erogenous zone; differs from masochism as there is a biologically different interpretation of the sensation rather than a subjective interpretation.
[] Amaurophilia - Sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[] Analloerotic - Lacking in sexual interests towards others (but not lacking in sexual drive; asexuality).
[] Andromimetophilia - Female-to-male transsexuals; also known as gynemimetophilia.
[x] Androphilia - Sexual interest in men.
[x] Apodysophilia - Desire to undress, nudism.
[] Apotemnophilia - Having an amputation.
[] Aquaphilia - Arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs or swimming pools.
[] Aretifism - Sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[] Asphyxiophilia - Asphyxiation or strangulation.
[] Autagonistophilia - Being on stage or on camera.
[] Autassassinophilia - Being in life-threatening situations.
[x] Autoandrophilia - Arousal by a biological female imagining herself as a male.
[] Autoerotic asphyxiation - Self-induced asphyxiation, sometimes to the point of near unconsciousness.
[x] Autogynephilia - Arousal by a biological male imagining himself as a female.
[] Autopedophilia - Being prepubescent.
[] Biastophilia - Arousal based on the rape of an unconsenting person.
[] Celebriphilia - Pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity.
[] Chremastistophilia - Being robbed or held up.
[] Chronophilia - Partners of a widely differing chronological age.
[] Coprophilia - Feces; also known as scat, scatophilia or fecophilia.
[] Crush fetish - Sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself.
[] Dacryphilia - Tears or crying.
[] Dendrophilia - Trees.
[] Diaper fetishism - Sexual arousal from diapers.
[] Etemophilia - Vomit.
[] Ephebophilia - Sexual preference for individuals in mid-to-late adolescence, typically ages 15-19.
[] Eproctophilia - Sexual attraction to flatulence.
[] Erotophonophilia - Murder.
[] Exhibitionism - Exposing oneself sexually to others, with or without their consent.
[x] Faunoiphilia - Sexual arousal from watching animals mate.
[] Formicophilia - Being crawled on by insects.
[] Frotteurism - Rubbing against a non-consenting person.
[] Galactophilia - Sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[] Gerontophilia - Elderly people.
[x] Gynandromorphophilia - Women with penises, men cross-dressed as women, or male-to-female transsexuals.
[x] Gynephilia - Sexual interest in women.
[] Haematophilia - Sexual attraction involving blood (either on a sex partner/attractive person or the liquid itself).
[] Harpaxophilia - Sexual arousal from being the victim of a robbery or burglary.
[] Hebephilia - Pubescent children.
[] Homeovestism - Wearing clothing emblematic of one's own sex.
[] Hybristophilia - Criminals, particularly for cruel or outrageous crimes.
[] Infantophilia - Children five years old or younger.
[] Katoptronophilia - Sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[] Kleptophilia - Stealing; also known as kleptolagnia.
[] Klismaphilia - Enemas.
[] Liquidophilia - Attraction or desire to immerse genitals in liquids.
[] Macrophilia - Giants, primarily domination by giant women or men, or giant body parts.
[] Maiesiophilia - Sexual attraction to childbirth or pregnant women.
[] Mammaphilia - Breasts; also known as mammagynophilia and mastofact.
[] Masochism - The desire to suffer, be beaten, bound or otherwise humiliated.
[] Menophilia - Menstruation.
[] Microphilia - Sexual attraction to smaller people and things of smaller size.
[] Morphophilia - Particular body shapes or sizes. (Obese, short, etc.)
[] Mucophilia - Mucus.
[] Mysophilia - Dirtiness, soiled or decaying things.
[] Narratophilia - Obscene words, colloquially known as "talking dirty."
[] Nasophilia - Noses.
[] Necrophilia - Cadavers.
[] Necrozoophilia - Sexual attraction to the corpses or killings of animals (also known as necrobestiality).
[] Olfactophilia - Smells.
[] Paraphilic infantilism - Being a baby; also referred to as autonepiophilia.
[x] Partialism - Specific, non-genital body parts. (I like legs sometimes...)
[] Pedophilia - Prepubescent children, also spelled paedophilia.
[] Peodeiktophilia - Exposing one's penis.
[] Pedovestism - Dressing like a child.
[] Phalloorchoalgolagnia - Sexual arousal by the experiencing of painful stimuli being administered to the male genitals.
[x] Pictophilia - Pornography or erotic art, particularly pictures.
[] Plushophilia - Sexual attraction to stuffed toys or people in animal costume, such as theme park characters.
[] Podophilia - Feet.
[] Pyrophilia - Fire.
[] Raptophilia - Committing rape.
[] Retifism - Shoes.
[] Sadism - Inflicting pain on others.
[] Salirophilia - Soiling or dirtying others.
[] Schediaphilia - Love (or sexual arousal) to cartoon characters/situations (also known as Toonophilia).
[] Scoptophilia - Observing others' sexual activities; also known as scopophilia and more commonly as voyeurism.
[] Sitophilia - Food.
[] Somnophilia - Sleeping or unconscious people.
[] Spectrophilia - Ghosts.
[] Sthenolagnia - Muscles and displays of strength.
[] Stigmatophilia - Body piercings and tattoos.
[] Symphorophilia - Witnessing or staging disasters such as car accidents.
[x] Teleiophilia - Sexual interest in adults (as opposed to pedophilia, etc.)
[] Telephone scatologia - Obscene phone calls, particularly to strangers; also known as telephonicophilia.
[] Teratophilia - Sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous people.
[] Transformation fetish - Sexual arousal from depictions of transformations of people into objects or other beings.
[x] Transvestic fetishism - Wearing clothes associated with the opposite sex; also known as transvestism.
[] Transvestophilia - A transvestite sexual partner.
[] Trichophilia - Hair.
[] Troilism - Cuckoldism, watching one's partner have sex with someone else, possibly without the third party's knowledge; also known as triolism.
[~] Urolagnia - Urination, particularly in public, on others, and/or being urinated on. (I wouldn't mind trying it in a shower or something, not gonna clean that shit up)
[] Ursusagalmatophilia - Teddy bears.
[] Vampirism - Drawing or drinking blood; also known as murphyism.
[] Vorarephilia - Eating or being eaten by others; usually swallowed whole, in one piece.
[x] Xenophilia - Sexual attraction to foreigners (in science fiction, can also mean sexual attraction to aliens). (Depends, I guess, in a way anything could fall under this category depending on it's interpretation)
[] Zoophilia - Animals (actual, not anthropomorphic).
[] Zoosadism - Inflicting pain on or seeing animals in pain.

TOTAL: 13. Huh.

Check your TOTAL on the table below:
1-3 Definite Feeble-mindedness - Under 70
4-6 Borderline Deficiency - 70-79
7-9 Dullness - 80-89
10-13 Normal or Average Intelligence - 90-109
14-17 Superior Intelligence - 110-119
18-21 Very Superior Intelligence - 120-140
22-26 Genius or Near Genius - 141-180
27-31 Super Genius - 181-200
32+ Freaky Mutant Genius Powers - Over 200

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