This is going to be the hardest thing I have ever had to write, not emotionally, because my right middle finger is in bandages. With no explanation at all i somehow recived a bacterial infection under the nail of my middle finger. I had to pay seventy bucks (us) to have a doctor jab a scalpel under my nail and dig it all out, You may ask "whats so fun about that?". Well, apart from the vicadin (sp) I have a load of excuses to come up with when soeone asks what happened to my middle finger.

"I was was an Archer in king Richards army when I was captured by the Turks"
"I flipped off a lion"

Now. watchers, your turn :3