where have you been all this time???

Child abuse in Zelda... always relevant. X3

lmao

Ganondorf all out attacks him... HMS pulls a Homer Simpson... Linebeck pulls a Homer Simpson... Not to mention all the adults kid Link encounters who insult him, shove him around, toss him out of places... I guess that's what he gets for breaking their pottery and not knocking on their doors... at night.

omfg keep it going!!! this is really making me laugh.

Well, it's all very general. If you play through as many Zelda games as I have, it's a reoccurring thing. That and the adults aren't capable of handing dangerous situations themselves, so they either send out a 10 / 12 year old or 16 / 17 year old boy to do it for them... <.<

lol which ones have u played?

Everything but the Oracles, Minish, and I am waiting for the price on Spirit Tracks to go down. ... And don't even mention the CD-i games... They're not worth my time >.>

i been workin' from seven seven seven to eleven every night and it kinda makes my life a drag

shit that sucks... kinda makes me double think about findin jobs.

Left you five of them all at once.

Thank you for not treating me like a malfunctioning comic factory. :)

You are welcome. Its the same questions I ask everyone that have that kind of web account.

are u still doing closetcoon

My penis has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. *lol j/k*

I sense a bologna lover and a John Bobbit incident.

Ouch. *cringe*

I've never seen this site, i will make an account NOW

does santa claus exist? lol

Yes. Whether or not he lives (or ever has had lived) as a human is irrelevant at this point.

do you like waffles? :3

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or ask anonymously on the form

awww i wanted to know if you like waffles...oh well,maybe some other time lol

Can I shoot Miley Cyrus mid-concert? Seriously, we are makin claymation clips for a comp class, and I wanted to pwn that hooker with a bullet.

i have a question. are you starting closet coon again. i noticed that page that was up.