Created by  klsanchez

He was inspired somewhat by an article he read in the Houston Chronicle... so he put together a questionnare of things to ask a date.

For Ladies Only, kids!

It's basically just a draft right now, but here is... THE INFAMOUS DATE QUIZ!

SHORT ANSWER

1.What do you want/look for in a date?
Someone not looking just to get into my pants.

2.What do you want/look for in your (hypothetical) children's father?
A good, kind, open person with a sense of fun and play and takes an equal role in raising the kids.

3.What kind of people are your best friends like, or what do you lookfor in a friend?
Loyalty, laughter, companionship

4.Die Hard, Steel Magnolias, or Finding Nemo?
Depends what mood I'm in. Toss up between Die Hard and Finding Nemo

5.When you watch TV, you usually tune in to ...
Whatever is decent on. I like the crime shows.

6.You've run up your bills for the month, and you've got a good $80.00left over after figuring in for gas, food and other expenses. What doyou do with it?
Treat myself to something nice, then ferret the rest of it away for a rainy day.

7.My dream car is ... (color, make, year, and model)
As long as it runs well, is fuel effcient and has good cup holders, I really don't care. Though those V-Dubs are cute...

8.It's a cool day out and you're dressed in your jammies. You want tograb a drink at the corner store, and despite wearing the sweats andt-shirt you slept in, you go in anyways. How does this make you feel?
Pfffft, who cares? As long as my hair is tidy and my clothes are clean, I don't care what my neighbours see me in.

9.I get the door for everyone; guys, girls, young and old... and I even wait for them to get there if they're taking a while. How does thatmake you feel, especially if a hot chick comes up and you happen to be with me?
Manners are lovely. As long as said door opener wsn't learing at afforementioned hot chick...

10.Would you say you're very patient, or very impatient?
I'm impatient, but I'm good at acting patient. Sometimes so well, I actually end up feeling patient.

11.When you look for new music, do you look for something melodious,something relaxing, something romantic, or something rockin'?
My taste is varied. I like what I like, which means a bit of everything.

12."They're in our country, so they need to learn our language and just learn to fit in like everybody else!" How does this statement make you feel?
While I think that people should keep their culture, its only intelligent to learn the native language and respect the countries customs and laws. Australians are big on multiculturalism, but that doesn't interfer or lessen important things like womens rights, etc.

13.You're out on a date, but your date's a little cheap and takes you tothe local Mom n' Pop restaurant, or, say, to a pool hall to shoot afew rounds. What does this make you feel like?
Hey, casual dates are fine by me. Just so long as we are having a good time.

14.Your perfect engagement/wedding ring would be
Simple, comfortable, practical and white gold. Don't really like yellow gold.

15.Your son - at age ten - wants to wear his hair long. Do you let him?
As long as he keeps it well groomed, sure.

16.To me, the perfect day off is...
Lazing with my latop or a good movie, in my most comfy PJ's after a good long sleep in.

I DO THIS, SO YOU DO...?

1.I'm watching the Texans and/or 'Boys football game. It's Sunday.We're both off. So you...?
Watch the game for a bit. If it doesn't grab my interest, I'll go off and do something else.

2.I got lazy and left my dishes and clothes just lying around thehouse, so you...?
Yell once to bloody clean it up, then go off and do my own thing

3.I get my robe and wizard hat.
I grab mine. "Sweet! Are we going to a costume meet?"

4.I spill my drink in your car when I grab it wrong, so you...?
Swear a bit then get you to help me clean it up.

5.Your daughter is making a scene at market - crying, temper tantrum,the works - and she wants that Barbie doll BAD. So you ...?
Say no and don't give in. Tantrums get you no where with me.

6.We're arguing, so I just randomly grab your chest and "honk"it. You...?
Punch your arm and call you a douche.

7.Your son throws a baseball through the front window of the house playing catch, even though you TOLD him not to so close to it. So you...?
Make him work his little butt off and his allowance can pay for the window.

8.Your daughter wants to marry someone not of her race. You...?
Don't give a rats arse about his race. What I wanna know is "Are you gonna treat my little girl right?" If so, welcome to the family.

9.I forget it's your birthday. Then again, I also have to think about how old I actually am before I can give an answer. So you...?
Shake my head at the blondness of you. Loser LOL