If you had a supper power, what would it be?

A SUPPER power? Hm. Usually one is simply asked about hypothetical SUPER powers. But what the hell. I'd have the supper power of being able to create a perfect Chicken Parmigiana in less than 5 minutes and with no need for cleaning the kitchen afterwards.

lol - you'll be SUPPER MAN, the iron chef!

What would you rather see macrosized?

My, that's an open ended question. Nothing though. My 6 foot somethin' friends already make me feel too short, food portions in restaurants are already too big for me, I'm not attracted to particularly tall or terribly fat people, and Wyoming still has a warrant for my arrest in that giant pizza fiasco or '02.

Less is more.

cock waffle or vagina latkeys?

Cock waffle. Unless I'm with my cute goth lesbian friend. Then I just get pizza.

If a tree falls in the ocean, and everybody in the world heard it, will a duck explode?

There is no duck. Only ZUUL.

Or is ZUUL the duck?

The duck is naught but a 4-dimensional holographic manifestation of your untrained mind. Push past the duck. See the gopher deep down underneath and BE FREE!

Is it the dramatic gopher?

wait....wait....the gopher....there within the eyes, I see the polygon of pie!

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?

Balderdash and popperycock my dear fellow.

Gah! You have seen through my plan.

Snuggly lesbians?

Fresh out currently. But hopefully more will arrive soon.

Huzzah.. until they arrive, I have rum.
And pillow.

Stephen King or Clive Barker: which is better and what favorite story?

Alas, I don't have nearly enough Barker under my belt to make a fair call, but King has scribed my favorite book series of all time "The Dark Tower". Its hands down my favorite sci-fi/fantasy series. And the fact that it actually roots itself through a plethora of King's other works is thoroughly fascinating.

Do you know how to install Linux on a dead badger?

No, but I know hows to make a bewlder and hyperventilate a fat man.

http://strangehorizons.com/2004/200.....5/badger.shtml

Here you go!