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16 years ago
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Yes, I'm the kind of moron who finds THIS humorous. I'd actually download it if I could. xD
Well, on to business. IT'S MEME TIME. Taken from
fluffball, in case anyone's curious.
1 - My ex... needs to stop having a boring tuna. Funny this question should come up, considering she called me a fag earlier XD. In spite of everything, I wish her well.
2 - Maybe I should... try drawing instead of bumming around the internet... maybe then, I'd make some artistic progress.
3 - I love... music, and singing, and performing in general. Also, sad or romantic movies (If no good action flicks are on.)
4 - People would say that i'm... kinda aloof, or detached. Don't take it personally, that's just an Aquarius thing.
5 - I don't understand... why teenage girls suddenly think vampires are so friggin' cool. They need to realize, it's not vampires that they're infatuated with. Dracula was a vampire. Hell, Blackula was a vampire. Edward Cullen is a sparkly homo with fangs. Get it straight, ladies.
6 - When I wake up in the morning... if I have nothing particularly important to do that day, I'll lay in bed for a while, just thinking, and letting myself wake up slowly. Then, finally get up when I'm hungry.
7 - I lost... my mind. Help me find it?
8 - Life is full of... trauma. There is no real happiness, just a brief, enjoyable pause between traumatic experiences.
9 - My past is... not a fun thing to explore. Full of doctor visits, medications, and pathetic crushes that ultimately led nowhere.
10 - I get annoyed when... people try to boss me around, or try to force me to see or do things their way. I'm not saying I'm always right, I'm just saying that YOU'RE not always right.
11 - Parties are... pretty boring, unless they're with close friends. Then, we can have fun. I don't have fun around strangers, as a general rule.
13 - Dogs... can be quite charming, when they're not peeing on the floor, barking in your ear, or biting you when you try to put on their leash.
14 - Cats... are much cuter than dogs, much smarter, and much more well mannered. I WANNA CAT DAMN IT ALL.
15 - Tomorrow... is gonna be fun. My snickerdoodle is coming over, and we're gettin' us some sushi! ^///^
16 - I have low tolerance... for screaming children in public places. Hey, psst, parents. If your child is gonna be loud in a normally relaxed setting... LEAVE THEM THE FUCK HOME. If I have to hear one more kid screaming and crying at IHOP, or the movies, or the Social Security office, I swear, I'm gonna jam my fist down the kid's throat.
17 - If I had a million dollars... I'd probably donate about half to the ASPCA, and split the rest amongst my immediate family.
18 - I'm totally terrified... of Harlem at night. I act all cool and collected, but getting mugged is actually something I'm really scared of. And I've lived here for nineteen years without it happening! ^_^'
Well, on to business. IT'S MEME TIME. Taken from
fluffball, in case anyone's curious.1 - My ex... needs to stop having a boring tuna. Funny this question should come up, considering she called me a fag earlier XD. In spite of everything, I wish her well.
2 - Maybe I should... try drawing instead of bumming around the internet... maybe then, I'd make some artistic progress.
3 - I love... music, and singing, and performing in general. Also, sad or romantic movies (If no good action flicks are on.)
4 - People would say that i'm... kinda aloof, or detached. Don't take it personally, that's just an Aquarius thing.
5 - I don't understand... why teenage girls suddenly think vampires are so friggin' cool. They need to realize, it's not vampires that they're infatuated with. Dracula was a vampire. Hell, Blackula was a vampire. Edward Cullen is a sparkly homo with fangs. Get it straight, ladies.
6 - When I wake up in the morning... if I have nothing particularly important to do that day, I'll lay in bed for a while, just thinking, and letting myself wake up slowly. Then, finally get up when I'm hungry.
7 - I lost... my mind. Help me find it?
8 - Life is full of... trauma. There is no real happiness, just a brief, enjoyable pause between traumatic experiences.
9 - My past is... not a fun thing to explore. Full of doctor visits, medications, and pathetic crushes that ultimately led nowhere.
10 - I get annoyed when... people try to boss me around, or try to force me to see or do things their way. I'm not saying I'm always right, I'm just saying that YOU'RE not always right.
11 - Parties are... pretty boring, unless they're with close friends. Then, we can have fun. I don't have fun around strangers, as a general rule.
13 - Dogs... can be quite charming, when they're not peeing on the floor, barking in your ear, or biting you when you try to put on their leash.
14 - Cats... are much cuter than dogs, much smarter, and much more well mannered. I WANNA CAT DAMN IT ALL.
15 - Tomorrow... is gonna be fun. My snickerdoodle is coming over, and we're gettin' us some sushi! ^///^
16 - I have low tolerance... for screaming children in public places. Hey, psst, parents. If your child is gonna be loud in a normally relaxed setting... LEAVE THEM THE FUCK HOME. If I have to hear one more kid screaming and crying at IHOP, or the movies, or the Social Security office, I swear, I'm gonna jam my fist down the kid's throat.
17 - If I had a million dollars... I'd probably donate about half to the ASPCA, and split the rest amongst my immediate family.
18 - I'm totally terrified... of Harlem at night. I act all cool and collected, but getting mugged is actually something I'm really scared of. And I've lived here for nineteen years without it happening! ^_^'
