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xanderiffic What if?~
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
● I died:
● I kissed you:
● I fell:
● I lived next door to you:
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly:
● I stole something:
● I was murdered:
● I cried:
● I asked you to marry me:
● I was hospitalized:
~Would you~
● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?:
● Keep a secret if i told you one?:
● Hold my hand?:
● Study with me?:
● Cook for me?:
● Love me?:
● Date me?:
● Have sex with me?:
~More ~
● When and how did we meet?:
● Describe me in three words:
● What was your first impression of me?:
● What do you think of me now?:
● What reminds you of me?:
● Could you see us together forever?:
● Whens the last time you saw me?:
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?:
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Lame. XD Here goes then.
What if?~
● If you died, I would be very upset, contemplate the pointlessness that is life, then eventually move on.
● If you kissed me, I would spend several awkward moments deciding whether I minded or not.Then all would be cool between us, one way or the other.
● If you fell, I would laugh hysterically (with you, not at you, of course) while jumping to your aid.
● If you lived next door to me, we would hang out often, and do fun things together. And I would supply you with booze.
● If you showed up at my house unexpectedly, I'd be more than a little ticked off. I hate surprises. I hate not having plans first.
● If you stole something, well... What the fuck ever. All I can do is advise you, not make your choices for you.
● If you were murdered, well.See the first question's answer. There's not much I can do, an entire country away.
● If you cried, I would be here and listen to everything you need to say. And even though I say little to nothing in return, know that that's just because I'm socially fucktarded.
● If you asked me to marry you, I'd tell you my views on marriage, and how we'd be better off without it.
● If you were hospitalized, all I'd be able to do is hope for your well-being and your healing.
~Would I~
● Yes, I would trust you enough to sleep in the same bed as you.
● Yes, I have never once betrayed someone's trust when they've told me something personal.
● Eh, I find holding hands awkward. I probably wouldn't.
● Sure I'd study with you... if goofing off and procrastinating is considered studying.
● Yeah, I'd cook for you. What do you want? Pasta? Scrambled eggs? My Best Tuna Melts in the World?
● I probably could love you if I allowed myself to, but that's something I have no faith in anymore.
● I would go on outings with you, without going so far as considering them dates.
● Yes, I would have sex with you. It would be feisty and awesome, but meaningless.
~More ~
● When we met is beyond me, a bit over a year ago I think, but how was through mutual friends and my Gaia art shop.
● Three words to describe you would be: Independent, friendly, and trustworthy.
● My first impression of you was something along the lines of, "Oh look! another bi or gay online fag friend to be had!"
● Well now, you have a whole separate image to me than just another online fag. I have a general snaphsot of WHO you are.
● Beaches remind me of you, though it's a long story as to why. There is a reason, either way.
● I could see us as friends for a while, but together forever is something I can't see anyone as, with me.
● I have never seen you, and that is just fine. The last time I saw you online, though, was some obscure time within the past week.
● Nah, I'm too lazy to re-post this. XD
There. Xan wins.
holy hell I love you man XD
Beaches? o.o
XD