What if?~

● I died: 10-16 months of depression before I manage to pull myself together again
● I kissed you: 10% confused, 70% happy, 20% panic. Roughly.
● I fell: You'd just bounce up again like a jackalope
● I lived next door to you: Yay! That would be almost like in the old days when you lived same door to me!
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I'd give you my whole dinner and tell you that I had already eaten and just made way too much
● I stole something: You deserve it
● I was murdered: I would spend a couple of days on making a super hero costume and as long as it would take to hunt down the one who did it and destroy him
● I cried: I wouldn't know what do to, so I'd just pet you reassuringly on the back and say "there, there"
● I asked you to marry me: Much the same as if you kissed me, only a greater total quantity. Probably a somewhat higher fraction of panic.
● I was hospitalized: I'd visit! Unless you managed to get hospitalized only briefly when I couldn't make it.

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: Psh. Like you're anything to worry about.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: To the best of my ability, which is surprisingly good, actually.
● Hold my hand?: Yeps.
● Study with me?: Anything from leather working to string theory and cookies.
● Cook for me?: I would not burn the bacon. That's an abomination and needs to be put an end to. I'd make any sensible food for you, though.
● Love me?: This question doesn't make sense. "Would you love me?" That doesn't make any kind of sense. I'm sorry, but there is no way I can express my love as a response to such a poorly formulated question.
● Date me?: Of course. We like the same restaurants and everything!
● Have sex with me?: What, just like that? I would have to know what I'm getting myself into first. Are we already dating when this question arises, or are you asking me because you are hospitalized and have nothing better to do?

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?: #norpaws, summer of.. 2005, I think.
● Describe me in three words: stor, hårete mann
● What was your first impression of me?: you were scary
● What do you think of me now?: you are funny
● What reminds you of me?: whenever someone quotes something. That's kind of weird, actually.
● Could you see us together forever?: I wouldn't have moved out
● Whens the last time you saw me?: 5 hours ago
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: Bloody unlikely.

I'm not sure how jackalopes handle falling.. They do bounce (and they ARE cute, but that's kind of irrelevant for the bouncing).. I mean - they're not like those weebl-things.

Note to self: never trust badgers about having eaten :P

Hey.. that was.. I mean.. I saw something shiny that time!

Your description closely matches the first impression I gave my first ever neighbour in a dorm. Though her description was preceded by the reaction "WAAH!"

I'm funnyscary? ^.^
I've made my mark!
I was the one who spent thousands on driving each day tho. :/

What if?~

● I died: That would really -really- suck. :(
● I kissed you:
● I fell: If it was funny, I would laugh. And then help you up, either way.
● I lived next door to you: That could be awesome. It means we'd have to keep our window shut when having noisy sex, though. Currently, we just have vacation rentals around us, so don't have to worry about noise.
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: Considering the distance involved, flat out shock.
● I stole something: Oo, is it neat?
● I was murdered: Distance and cultural barriers would make vigilantie justice difficult. I would make their life a living hell through the power of The Internet, though.
● I cried: Hugs. Concerned conversation.
● I asked you to marry me: Bigamy's still illegal, even in Utah.
● I was hospitalized: e-flowers! Paypal donations. Get Well Soon art of dubious taste.

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: If you did, sure.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Well, I might have to tell the orc, but we are a single entity sometimes...
● Hold my hand?: I've gotten hoisted off the ground, I think a little hand-holding is fine
● Study with me?: Sure!
● Cook for me?: I'm not the world's best cook...
● Love me?: That might get awkward.
● Date me?: Define 'date'...
● Have sex with me?: Unrepentant would want pictures.

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?: FC'10. I think tackeling were involved
● Describe me in three words: Bouncy Awesome Fun
● What was your first impression of me?: Oh wow! This is the coolest Random Fan Encounter Evar!
● What do you think of me now?: Pretty much the same thing.
● What reminds you of me?: Bear hugs, big fuzzy happy dudes.
● Could you see us together forever?: Probably not. That whole 'married' thing and all.
● Whens the last time you saw me?: FC'10. I think giant bear hugs/hoistings were involved
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: Oh dear lord, no. Can you imagine some of the responses I'd get? >.<

I think I must be a bad person.. These answers really made me laff :D
And also pickeruppers! Yay! I can be cool! ^.^

I wouldn't worry too much about the windows, perhaps the drapes..
I've overcome the distance a few times in the past.. I'd think the actually finding the house would be more of a shock ^.^

There is nothing dubious about bunbuns or viking ninjas!!
Unless, possibly, if you're from the salvation army.

Handholding and off-ground hoisting are related actions? I learnt something today!
Date(definition):
Finding a nice monastery, or other holy building, and enjoying a nice rampage, pillage and burnination.
Only pictures? :P

Ha! Tackling from panligers would be a much more involved affair. Closer proximity to ground, lots of grunting and squirming.. that kinds of stuff ;P
My memory of the exact even is kinda fuzzy though.. In hindsight I hope I somehow procured permission to sever your link to the ground below as rudely as that >.<

*cough* You mean like the ones I just gave you?

● I died: I'd be sad.
● I kissed you: I'd blush.
● I fell: I'd make sure you were ok, then laugh at you.
● I lived next door to you: I'd probally say "welcome to america, now speak english"
● I showed up at your house unexpectedly: I wouldn't answer the door :D
● I stole something: >.> I'd spank you
● I was murdered: I would be sad
● I cried: erm, I don;t know?
● I asked you to marry me: I'd laugh because its not legal in this country. :D
● I was hospitalized: I'd send you a get well card?

~Would you~

● Trust me enough to sleep in the same bed as me?: Sure.
● Keep a secret if i told you one?: Probally, but mainly because I would forget what it was an hour latter.
● Hold my hand?: yup.
● Study with me?: ewww studying!
● Cook for me?: yush! :) I <3 cooking.
● Love me?: Maybe?
● Date me?: erm, if I was single I might consider it?
● Have sex with me?: I don't know?

~More ~

● When and how did we meet?: In a fetish channel on furnet :P
● Describe me in three words: Chubby submissive kitty.
● What was your first impression of me?: Thats a weird combination of species.
● What do you think of me now?: Silly viking.
● What reminds you of me?: Fat ladys and hats with horns on them?
● Could you see us together forever?:Probally not? :P
● Whens the last time you saw me?: I'm talking to you over IM while I fill this out.
● Are you gonna re-post this to see what I say about you?: Probally not?