A Cucumber, a Pickle and a Penis are at a bar. The Cucumber says, "When I get hard, I get chopped up and put in a salad." The Pickle says I got it worse, "When I get hard, I get put in a jar with 6 other pickles covered in Vinegar." The Penis says, Man I have it worse. "I get to wear a plastic suit and get thrown into a dark room and they bang my head against a wall till I throw up..."

Lol. Yay for Trade Channel on WoW.