I'm so cheap...
16 years ago
General
...that I bought expensive multifunction electric hair clippers on the basis that they would pay for themselves if I used them at least five times to cut my own hair (rather than go to a barber).
Today it's two more cuts to go!
Today it's two more cuts to go!
FA+

But it would be like single level buzz cuts instead of like blended.
But, lolz. It is true.