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MOUSTACHE TWIRLING
15 years ago
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmkaiD3kXzo
I downloaded this film and I'll watch it tonight. Mostly because I want to know:
Dear Mr Hütz,
How the fuck do you go out as a cross-dressing dominatrix when you have that BEAUTIFUL MOUSTACHE.
A little jealous,
Alisa
Really. What?
What? I like that scene, and then BAM! BRA!
Ah.
I really wish I could sport such lovely a moustache. I'd twirl it at all the guys and girls. I'd be getting laid left and right, man. LEFT AND RIGHT.
CHICKS AND DICKS EVERYWHERE.
On a random note. Americans who come into the Thai restaurant I work at think I'm Scottish. Lately, they have even been trying to get me to say things. Like "loch". Because I don't say it like "lock", that's not how it is.
Foreigners (either immigrants to this country or visitors) all guess I'm from either eastern Europe or Sweden. Sweden specifically.
It's because I don't say "basil" like an American. I had no idea it was pronounced as "bay-zil" here õ_õ. I also say "water" with the freaking T; also in pretty, little, kitten, etc etc.
Gosh.
ONE MORE THING
Anybody know where I could possibly buy a pair of skinny red jeans? I really wanted these, but they're LARGE. I need a SMALL, or size 00 or 1 (American sizes, psh-yeah). Thanks c:
Also nothing over $20? Though it depends. It's like red pants do not exist or something, haha.
I downloaded this film and I'll watch it tonight. Mostly because I want to know:
Dear Mr Hütz,
How the fuck do you go out as a cross-dressing dominatrix when you have that BEAUTIFUL MOUSTACHE.
A little jealous,
Alisa
Really. What?
What? I like that scene, and then BAM! BRA!
Ah.
I really wish I could sport such lovely a moustache. I'd twirl it at all the guys and girls. I'd be getting laid left and right, man. LEFT AND RIGHT.
CHICKS AND DICKS EVERYWHERE.
On a random note. Americans who come into the Thai restaurant I work at think I'm Scottish. Lately, they have even been trying to get me to say things. Like "loch". Because I don't say it like "lock", that's not how it is.
Foreigners (either immigrants to this country or visitors) all guess I'm from either eastern Europe or Sweden. Sweden specifically.
It's because I don't say "basil" like an American. I had no idea it was pronounced as "bay-zil" here õ_õ. I also say "water" with the freaking T; also in pretty, little, kitten, etc etc.
Gosh.
ONE MORE THING
Anybody know where I could possibly buy a pair of skinny red jeans? I really wanted these, but they're LARGE. I need a SMALL, or size 00 or 1 (American sizes, psh-yeah). Thanks c:
Also nothing over $20? Though it depends. It's like red pants do not exist or something, haha.
I had a coworker who thought for about 3 years that I had lived in the UK for a part of my childhood because she said I had a faint British accent, and when she brought it up everyone agreed... which is weird because I've lived in Wisconsin or Illinois my entire life xD
PS: Thai food rocks... and now I want some ><
And that's strange. Yeah, my family's Ukrainian/Russian, and I speak Russian and grew up in a Russian speaking household. I learned English for the first time when I want to school in Louisville, Kentucky. When I was 8 we moved to South Florida. So, where my supposed "accent" comes from is a mystery xD A lot of people have told me they thought I was from Maine, which would make more sense since a close family friend of ours, with whom I had spent a lot of time, was from Maine :P And he helped my parents with English.
PS: I'd steal you some, but you're a little too far! And I wouldn't steal from this place. All I've taken was tea, once, because I ran out :c
Only to places I don't like, haha. I wouldn't take from this place; everyone's too sweet c:
except, yeah, that one teabag :c
I WAS TRYINg really hard to look
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