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16 years ago
General
1 - Do you shower in the morning or evening? Morning, unless I work out that day, in which case after that.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap? Bar soap. I feel cleaner with it.
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo? Both. My hair would Harpo the fuck out if I didn't.
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower? No man, but that sounds like a good idea.
5 - Do you shave in the shower? No
6 - Do you sing in the shower? I try to get through "Thick As A Brick" each time.
7 - Do you use a washcloth? When I have one, but no. Probably should.
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower? Curtain in the dorm showers. It's all mouldy and gross.
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower? No stall calls.
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit? Can't say as I have.
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex? I suppose the showers at the swimming pool count, so yes.
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex? That'd be fun...and effecient.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone? Yes. Approximately 70 other guys.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower? No, but I should.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap? Nope.
16 - Do you wash behind your ears? Behind my ears, under my balls, crack of my ass...it's an all over cleansing. Nothing quite like being clean all over.
17 - Describe your shower in three words. Stop watching me.
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower? Jeez, where do I start? No black mould would be nice, the harr in the drain is disgusting, and someone keeps taking a dump in one of the stalls. There are toilets literally ten feet away!
19 - What would make your shower time better for you? Not having to look for poop before going in.
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with? One of the hot ones. Halle Berry is still hot, right?
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with? John Goodman. *shiver*
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower? in this case, sandals. You could get god damned flesh eating disease!
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower? Listening to people fuck in the next stall over...and not be quiet at all.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower? Not a whole lot really happens...when I shower with a pretty girl, that'll be the best.
25 - When was the last time you showered? Yesterday evening.
26 - When are you going to take a shower next? Soon. When the stank eats through my shirt.
2 - Do you use liquid or bar soap? Bar soap. I feel cleaner with it.
3 - Do you use shampoo and conditioner or just shampoo? Both. My hair would Harpo the fuck out if I didn't.
4 - Do you brush your teeth in the shower? No man, but that sounds like a good idea.
5 - Do you shave in the shower? No
6 - Do you sing in the shower? I try to get through "Thick As A Brick" each time.
7 - Do you use a washcloth? When I have one, but no. Probably should.
8 - Do you have a door or a curtain on your shower? Curtain in the dorm showers. It's all mouldy and gross.
9 - Have you ever taken a call in the shower? No stall calls.
10 - Have you ever showered in your swimsuit? Can't say as I have.
11 - Have you ever showered with a member of the same sex? I suppose the showers at the swimming pool count, so yes.
12 - Have you ever showered with a member of the opposite sex? That'd be fun...and effecient.
13 - Do you share a bathroom with someone? Yes. Approximately 70 other guys.
14 - Do you listen to the radio in the shower? No, but I should.
15 - Do you wear a shower cap? Nope.
16 - Do you wash behind your ears? Behind my ears, under my balls, crack of my ass...it's an all over cleansing. Nothing quite like being clean all over.
17 - Describe your shower in three words. Stop watching me.
18 - What one thing would you change about your shower? Jeez, where do I start? No black mould would be nice, the harr in the drain is disgusting, and someone keeps taking a dump in one of the stalls. There are toilets literally ten feet away!
19 - What would make your shower time better for you? Not having to look for poop before going in.
20 - What celebrity would you like to shower with? One of the hot ones. Halle Berry is still hot, right?
21 - What celebrity would you NOT like to shower with? John Goodman. *shiver*
22 - What is the one thing you can't do without in your shower? in this case, sandals. You could get god damned flesh eating disease!
23 - What is the oddest thing that has happened to you in the shower? Listening to people fuck in the next stall over...and not be quiet at all.
24 - What is the best thing that has happened to you in the shower? Not a whole lot really happens...when I shower with a pretty girl, that'll be the best.
25 - When was the last time you showered? Yesterday evening.
26 - When are you going to take a shower next? Soon. When the stank eats through my shirt.
