A friend of mine recently told me a story which, if you can find it in your heart to forgive me, I thought was kinda funny. He told me of a friend of his who married a woman who suffered from grand mal seizures. One night, while they were having sex, she went into one hard. Luckily for him, he was on top, or it would have been a lot worse. I know very little about seizures, but from I do know, the victim's whole body tightens up, and they start to kick and thrash wildly. Well, as you can imagine, this woman tightened up so badly, that the poor guy couldn't pull out. Her vaginal muscles squeezed his penis so hard, it hurt like hell. His balls got all bruised up, and he had to fight to pin her down to the matress. My friend said they couldn't make love for two weeks after that. Now, like I said, when he told me this story, I started laughing. In retrospect, it was kinda mean for me to laugh, but still. Thoughts, anyone? What would you do, guys, if you were in that situation?