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Joke of the day 3/02/10
16 years ago
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CLICK HERE TO HEAR THE THEME SONG OF THE HIPPIEMOUSE CREATED BY 
Kieran_and_Ulric
Your love,is lifting me higher....Than i've ever been lifted before
Kieran_and_UlricYour love,is lifting me higher....Than i've ever been lifted before
Some of you have been feeling down lately so i decided to do 3 jokes this time
Gay Joke
What is the difference between a gay dude and a refrigerator?
The fridge does not fart when you take the meat out
Dog Joke
A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was ticketed for littering.
Star Trek Joke for my fellow Trekkies
What did Worf say when he was asked why he changed his hair color..."Today was a good day to dye"
Also...you Trekkies may like these links as well
Data fans will like this one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yegUWbv6oyo
Now...to all you klingons out there who have been waiting paitently?
Please remember...Maj doch SID ghos nagh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBtj4WoC6XA
Q'uapla...maj
Today's Viewer submitted joke is from
ManectricManA man walked into a bathroom, and started to go, when he saw a short, red-haired man wearing green, standing in the corner. He thought:
"Wow...a Leprechaun...maybe...just maybe..." He zipped up his pants and pounced on the man. "HA! I got you! You have to give me your pot of gold."
"First, you must let me screw you in the ass." He was shocked by the response, but REALLY needed the money, so he walked into a stall and dropped his pants again. The small man walked over, shutting the door behind him, and immediately started. A few minutes later, they remained in the stall, the larger man simply shaking his head. "I can't believe I got screwed in the ass by a Leprechaun..."
The small man replied: "I can't believe you thought I was a Leprechaun!!!"
So keep it it up,quench my desire...and i'll be at your side, forever more
AWESOME ARTISTIC SHOWCASE IS THIS PIC OF CLICK HERE FOR A PIC OF Terra Bradford and Locke Cole(Final Fantasy3/6) in the caves of Narsh
BY
TheJinx
FallenFeathers IS A KIND AND GROOVY ARTIST WHOM YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT AND COMISSION...HE COULD REALLY USE IT RIGHT NOW AND HIS ART IS TOP NOTCH
AWESOME ARTISTIC SHOWCASE IS THIS PIC OF CLICK HERE FOR A PIC OF Terra Bradford and Locke Cole(Final Fantasy3/6) in the caves of Narsh
BY
TheJinx
FallenFeathers IS A KIND AND GROOVY ARTIST WHOM YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT AND COMISSION...HE COULD REALLY USE IT RIGHT NOW AND HIS ART IS TOP NOTCH 
Glad ya liked it dude
i figured ya could use a laugh after all that BS.
Hugs
i love my work
So if you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
So what if it is copycatting...it is for a groovalissious cause man...totally
Nuq baQ nagh DIr ?!
and i went to a site to try and translate what you just said and it is... bother(Nuq) fruit(baQ) rock(nagh) skin(Dir)...i think i may have gone to the wrong site XD for translation
What the hell was my intention.
It is a tricky language
The only word i can properly pronounce [and never spell since it's spelled so many ways" is P'taQ.
Leave it to me to only remember a curse word.
XDLOL i taught it to one of my nephews and he calls his teacher it a LOT...XD he told her that it means nice lady
I exist to make this world a little groovier for everyone
I am glad you like the jokes.
As for the format of the journal?
I am glad to hear you say that..i just recently started to make my journals look like this because i wanted it to be easier for everyone to read
Aww.you are most welcome
OMG...im adding that to my next joke of the day journal
Hugs
Thank you blaze
should ya recall any other jokes please let me kno
XD i just love it when ya do that dude
Id so love to dude...especially to meet such a awesomely groovy tiger like yourself...unfortunately i am too poor to to be mobile.
I have no vehicle and am broke more often than the 10 commandments...a pitty too.
I have only met 2 furs in my life..Mudpaws..and this neko dude here in Oshkosh.
Mudpaws became my 1stmate..and the neko dude...our personalities just did not click so i have not seen or heard from him in almost 5 months.
If you ever find yourselves in Oshkosh look me up...tho...i may be moving again in April or May
One thing tho,it just reoccurred to me just how small this apartment really is so i guess a 3 person limit is in order.
You,frost,and whomever you think is totally groovy..i wish it could be more...but this apartment is too tiny to hold more than a small group.
yup...glad ya liked it
i am glad ya like them
it fills me with many groovy feelings knowing how much people are enjoying it
Or is it like a downloadable from the site thing like Earth Eternal or SL
Ok dude id like that a lot.
ya got a link to the site?
ohh...and one more question...is it possible to play as Borg?
I was wrong. It's a 5 day trial, is that still okay?
Ill download it and then when i am sure i got 5 days in which to play it i will let ya know
I exist so that this world can become a little groovier for the groovy people in it.
Glad ya liked it
Just knowing how much good cheer i am spreading makes me feel groovy man...totally
Thanks...but im not that pure...i just like the feeling i get when i make someone happy...it is like an addictive drug to me
I am very glad you you enjoyed it my friend
fornication...
then
fertilization...
finally
Family....
So true
I enjoy making others happy...it is why i exist
OMG...you are finally back...and you got a mate?.
Wow congrats
This person better treat you with tha love and respect that a groovy herm dragon like your self deserves or they will have a peturbed magical mousy to contend with.
a liquor cabinet
"Today was a good day to dye" made me groan, but i was smiling while i did it
http://img705.imageshack.us/img705/.....almklingon.gif
Thanks.glad ya enjoyed the jokes