1) How big is your penis?
10.5 inches

2) How thick is your penis?
Too thick for you ;)

3) Do you have foreskin?
Depends

4) Does it Curve or is it straight?
It's straight as a boner

5) If it curves which way?
N/A

6) Does it grow hair?
Sheath is all full

7) Do you shave yours?
I don't shave my fur

8) Do your balls sag or are they tight?
Tight huge balls!

9) Have you ever pierced it?
Of course <,<... Totally not

10) If so with what?
See Q9.

11) What kind of underwear do you usually keep it in?
Nothing, I walk naked

12) Has it ever touched another penis?
Of course

13) Does your penis have a Penis Boyfriend?
Whut?

14) Does your penis have a name?
What?

15) Have you posted pictures or video of your penis on the web?
All the time!

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Of course yah know this is bullshit. I won't put anything about my penis online... <,< lamoes