Akeakami the furry, or the Tursiops?

The Tursiops, of course. Didn't know there was a furry with the name running around.

There's a furry named Akeakamai? Jeeze..

That almost seems wrong. She was an amazing person, although I guess like many famous, talented people, she will forever be emulated and immortalized through namesakes and such.

I'm contemplating the theft of said Kindle. . .

But surely, Cap'n, you wouldn't want to associate with such newfangled witchcraftery as this! Only bad things could come of it!

Slander and tomfoolery!

You can show me the contraption operates...then I will whisk it away. Fair, I think.

For the right amount of rum, anything is possible, good sir. ANYTHING.