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Skillet's 'no class' questionaire
15 years ago
Since writing on toilet walls is done neither for critical acclaim, nor financial rewards,
it is the purest form of art_ Discuss
it is the purest form of art_ Discuss
Just a few questions. If you learned how to play 'spades' while serving time in county as I have, you may enjoy this.
Have you ever;
1. Taken a beer into the shower?
2. Smoked a cigarette while taking a crap?
3. Used peppermint schnapps as mouthwash?
4. Woke up to pee only to find you're still wearing the prophylactic from last night?
5. Barffed in a friend's car?
6. Forgot witch bar you left your car?
7. Drunkenly given your girl 'cemetary' flowers at 2 a.m.?
8. Blown your nose in a dirty T-shirt?
9. Lost your bubble gum while performing 'cunnilinigus'?
10. Left your 'thatch' trimmings in the bathroom wastebasket?
Remember, laughter is the best medicine! (Second only to Wild Turkey + Vicodin)
Thank you for your time and have a great day!
Have you ever;
1. Taken a beer into the shower?
2. Smoked a cigarette while taking a crap?
3. Used peppermint schnapps as mouthwash?
4. Woke up to pee only to find you're still wearing the prophylactic from last night?
5. Barffed in a friend's car?
6. Forgot witch bar you left your car?
7. Drunkenly given your girl 'cemetary' flowers at 2 a.m.?
8. Blown your nose in a dirty T-shirt?
9. Lost your bubble gum while performing 'cunnilinigus'?
10. Left your 'thatch' trimmings in the bathroom wastebasket?
Remember, laughter is the best medicine! (Second only to Wild Turkey + Vicodin)
Thank you for your time and have a great day!
Artwork in the works (In no particular order) for;
yasmina_chan 
gearheadfurs 
lonegreywolf 
rick2tails 
rjthefox 
tigerblack 
dogbomb 
mearu 
beiro 
silvertop
yasmina_chan 
gearheadfurs 
lonegreywolf 
rick2tails 
rjthefox 
tigerblack 
dogbomb 
mearu 
beiro 
silvertop
2. No, maybe when I'm old enough!
3. I'll have to try that, still haven't though.
4. No, I'm getting the feeling that I'm not going to be able to say to anything...
5. No, maybe if we decide to go up a mountain....
6. No...
7. I gave her tin flowers for the dead once!
8. I sneezed and covered it with one if that counts...
9. No, I usually spit out anything in my mouth before doing anything that's not chewing gum
10. Thatch means something about lighters to me, but if you mean shaving my beard, then yes, if it's shaving anything else, not yet, but as soon as I need to I'll probably forget to empty the trash.
2. No smokey. Does playing the harmonica count?
3. Only to get the taste of harmonica flavored beer out of my mouth.
4. Don't have to get out of bed when that happens.
5. Back seat of a new IROC Z. It was schnapps, though.
6. Forgot which bar I left in my car.
7. LOL. They were plastic.
8. Yes. Farmer blow that was poorly aimed.
9. Is that some kind of a sports car?
10. Would need a bigger waste basket.
Time to clean up my act...
2. Don't smoke. I do have a bunch of 1950's sheepherding mags by the toilet though.
3. No, scotch whiskey yes.
4. I had to google prophylactic.
5. No... I don't barf easily.
6. No... I don't go to bars.
7. Gave my cemetary girl flowers? What?
8. All the time. Dirty socks mostly though.
9. I had to google...
10. Yes.
*borrows*
that's been in a front end accident...
Sorry, I could not help that. Eewwwww, Crusty!