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Age meme
15 years ago
The Age Meme:
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Ehm... I really don't know who couldn't, heh...)
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Fuck Starbucks...)
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (What does this have to do with age...? I've been able to touch-type since I was twelve or so... not that it's any big accomplishment or anything...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party. (...The fuck? Is this some judeoislamoxian thing, or...?)
[] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (No, but I have realized that you are full of shit by now. Corporate cunt.)
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Grand Total: 27
[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[X] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[] You can cook for yourself.
[] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 6
[] You show up for school late a lot.
[X] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 10
[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 16
[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up. (Ehm... I really don't know who couldn't, heh...)
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (Fuck Starbucks...)
[] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick. (What does this have to do with age...? I've been able to touch-type since I was twelve or so... not that it's any big accomplishment or anything...)
TOTAL SO FAR: 18
[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party. (...The fuck? Is this some judeoislamoxian thing, or...?)
[] You have realised that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job. (No, but I have realized that you are full of shit by now. Corporate cunt.)
[X] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 22
[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR
Grand Total: 27
