To all who've commissioned me: I've been busy...
16 years ago
General
...helping my wife with her huge Victorian-style birthday party. It's tomorrow (er, Saturday) and after that, I'll be working right back on commissions, so chill a sec ;P
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Two-foot-wide skirts, concerto on hidden CD player, and peanutbutter topped wheatcakes for all.
"You look wonderfull, darling!"
"Thank you, the arsenic brings out my eyes."
Happy birthday to her. She found out a way to get everyone to admit 'No, she's not that old."