Yeah I said it, motherfucker.

Okay. There was a pretty good response to this, so I'm gonna give it a go. I'm not going to charge anything extravagant. I know the written word isn't exactly a highly sought-after thing around these parts, but if you want your smut to flow from my sexy, sexy hands, give me a note, and we'll work something out.

I don't have many limits, BUT if you hit one, I will (nicely) let you know. :>