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Just because I need to offload (depression over a pet)
15 years ago
"I will not die until I achieve something. Even though the ideal is high, I never give in. Therefore, I never die with regrets."
Just for friends really so they can understand why I might be feeling down over the next few weeks.
One of my dogs, a golden retriever with possessive love towards my mom, may be going to die of cirrhosis. Right now I am also suffering from stomach aches and sleep deprivation so I am going to be quite touchy and unbalanced as a fair warning. Okay he's old, he's like 12 or 14 but just warning you.
This journal will be amended within the month concerning his status, so touch wood.
I do not want to talk about it, I don't want to cry on your shoulder, I just need to put this out there. Leave condolences here if you want to, I'm more concerned about my mom since it was really her dog and the two were very close, and if any of my buddies wanna talk to me, please do not mention it.
I will deal with it my own way.
By repressing uncomfortable emotions into the pit of my stomach in order to not inconvenience others. Please respect that.
We now return to your more amusing anecdotes, whiny-as-fuck drama and sweet furry porn.
One of my dogs, a golden retriever with possessive love towards my mom, may be going to die of cirrhosis. Right now I am also suffering from stomach aches and sleep deprivation so I am going to be quite touchy and unbalanced as a fair warning. Okay he's old, he's like 12 or 14 but just warning you.
This journal will be amended within the month concerning his status, so touch wood.
I do not want to talk about it, I don't want to cry on your shoulder, I just need to put this out there. Leave condolences here if you want to, I'm more concerned about my mom since it was really her dog and the two were very close, and if any of my buddies wanna talk to me, please do not mention it.
I will deal with it my own way.
By repressing uncomfortable emotions into the pit of my stomach in order to not inconvenience others. Please respect that.
We now return to your more amusing anecdotes, whiny-as-fuck drama and sweet furry porn.
Old doctors never die they just lose their patience.
A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
England doesn't have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool
Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
In a recession, the most secure job is garbage-man. Business is always picking up.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
A bank manager without anyone around may find themself a-loan.
Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.
What do a period and an electric chair have in common?They both end a sentence
When cannibals ate a missionary they got a taste of religion.
The reason for the mysterious fog near Cape Cod is hazy but when it disappears it won't be mist.
I hope these have in some way helped.
And here is the site i got them at http://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/.....b=0&page=1 TONS of jokes and puns