Stolen from Kittyblackrose on LJ, who stole it from The_Sax (also on LJ)

What would you do.....

1.If you went out drinking and found yourself naked in somebody`s bed the next morning?
If it's FuzzyLove, cuddle. If it's not FuzzyLove, call him up and yell at him for no keeping track of me while drunk (and most probably stoned).

2. If you found out that your boy/girlfriend had another girl/boyfriend or fling earlier in your relationship?
Punch him in the eye.

3. If you found out that your boy/girlfriend is gay/les?
Be very supprised and then suddenly understand why he likes art of transgendered dragons.

4. If you found out that one of your parents is gay/les?
Wonder who my dad thought he was fooling with the SuperGay™ 'stache.

5. If you find out that you only have 13 hours left?
Cuddle. Lots and lots of cuddling.

6. If your ex wanted to get back with you but you already have someone new?
Laugh uncontrolably for a very long time.

7. If you were grounded for a month and your friends were throwing a killer party?
I live with my friends, and I never obeyed my parents anyway.

8. If your best friend or one of your closest friends tried to seduce you?
Be very alarmed, for he is gay. And then throw him quite painfully onto the floor.

9. If you accidentally killed someone (e.g. car accident, food poisoning, etc.)?
Hope I don't go to jail.

10. If your parents asked you to marry someone you didn`t love?
Hack them in the skull with a miner's pick.

11. If your boy/girlfriend had a one-night-stand just recently?
Punch him in the eye and then bite the heck out of him.