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WASH YOUR ASS AND DONT DRINK SODA

15 years ago

So my little brother called me while I was at work today to tell me he had a cyst on his taint. Yup, reread it if you want. You heard correctly. A blemish on his taint. But it wasn't any normal blemish. It was a cyst, the size of a softball, brought up by a prostate infection. This infection was caused by drinking too much soda. He had surgery on it today so he's fine.

Moral of the story? WASH YOUR ASS AND DONT DRINK SODA >8c

43 Comments

fx3620 ~fx3620

Watcher

15 years ago

o_O

Why the fuck would your brother call you at work? Was the cyst affecting his brain or something?

Sir Kain ~sirkain

Commisison and Cartoon Addict

15 years ago

o.O Of all the places to get a cyst. And what caused it (supposedly).

Alabaster_TBSB ~alabastertbsb

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

Hahaha I dunno that's what the doc told him.

But still. D8

Seoular ~seoular

Watcher

15 years ago

Even if it wasn't from the soda, still a good thing to drink less of it @__@

toracub ~toracub

Watcher

15 years ago

lol, I just finished a baja blast from Taco Bell *checks his taint* no cyst!

Alabaster_TBSB ~alabastertbsb

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

ONE DAY~

Drake Gator ~drakedragon

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Wait.. how did it get to be the size of a SOFTBALL before he did anything about it?

Alabaster_TBSB ~alabastertbsb

Anthro Artist

15 years ago

According to him it looked like an ingrown hair (WTF I'm talking to people on the Internet about my brothers taint lol) anyway so he popped it. The next day it expanded to the size of a softball. D:

Drake Gator ~drakedragon

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

>D:

Frightening.

failcakes ~failcakes

Stuck

15 years ago

^THIS

this is what i want to know

its not like he was all 8D LOOKIT THEY'RE GROWING

wolfsangel ~wolfsangel

Fursuiter

15 years ago

lol :D "wonder how big it will get?"

Meanbeard ~meanbeard

Watcher

15 years ago

One don't have to give up drinking soda. One should drink more water over it. Drink the soda the way it was meant to be and that is as a treat for parties and when you done something very important in your life. The only fluid that should be going into anyone's body most of the time is water.

Akamaru42 ~akamaru42

Watcher

15 years ago

O_o That's.... scary.

chubbyhusky ~chubbyhusky

Watcher

15 years ago

oh why did I have to open this journal

opyum !opyum

Traditional Artist

15 years ago

I had just made this
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3544858

I got scared when I read the title seriously dude

gotta be more careful with me bro

I had never made a more disgusted face as I do right now.

Apollowolfhusk ~apollowolfhusk

Fursuiter

15 years ago

Got Herps?

Larathen ~larathen

Big Tail Boss

15 years ago

I got a cyst in my right arm.

Dol ~dol

Watcher

15 years ago

I practically live off soda...lol no cyst on my taint or anywhere else. XD

wolfsangel ~wolfsangel

Fursuiter

15 years ago

so thats who keeps stealing kuntos's sub sandwich

Dol ~dol

Watcher

15 years ago

Hells yeah!

wolfsangel ~wolfsangel

Fursuiter

15 years ago

lol, i can watch those icons all day

bluesquirreldude ~bluesquirreldude

Crafter

15 years ago

I have a Cyst on my eyebrow. but the biggest thing I've have on my taint was like, smaller than a marble so I doubt my prostate is infected and causing GIANT PROBLEMS.

Still though, EEEWWWWWWW! The size of a SOFTBALL?! good lord how long did he let it go for? D:

BlairMcKain ~blairmckain

Writer

15 years ago

thats.... thats just special.

Aquacoon ~aquacoon

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

D: it musta looked like he was trying to grow an extra set of balls!

But yeah it's a good idea to avoid soda all together. Bad for your teeth, kind of an addictive substance.

Trendane ~trendane

Voice Actor

15 years ago

Good thing I don't care much for soda anyway.

EthanHusky ~ethanhusky

Crafter

15 years ago

Fuck... but Pepsi Throwback is delish!

Jengo ~jengo

Watcher

15 years ago

taint.... taint.... taint.... taint.... taint.... taint.... *looks in the dictionary* wtf is that?

Drake Gator ~drakedragon

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Taint. Skinbridge. Grundle. You know. The area between the balls and the butt.

Jengo ~jengo

Watcher

15 years ago

ah, Perineum... I get it now, thx

Drake Gator ~drakedragon

PrOn Artist

15 years ago

Yep X)

rick2tails ~rick2tails

Watcher

15 years ago

it....taint that complicated to figure out..

Seoular ~seoular

Watcher

15 years ago

So... He drank so much soda that his prostate got infected by a mysterious, cyst-causing virus/bacteria.

Sounds fun.

Bryan ~bryan

Landscaper

15 years ago

softball? And no one noticed?

arsalmadel ~arsalmadel

Digital Artist

15 years ago

uh it seems like the taint is somewhere where you'd notice a cyst before it got even pebble sized...

toracub ~toracub

Watcher

15 years ago

I had a mole type thing there I didnt know existed till the first time I shaved there.. it was kinda hiding behind the sack... why am I sharing this much information on a public forum.

rolandguiscard ~rolandguiscard

Writer

15 years ago

Sage advice.

whyteyote !whyteyote

Writer

15 years ago

You would think that would be painful well before it reached the size of a freaking softball...

eccentricdroll ~eccentricdroll

Watcher

15 years ago

If he's drinking that much soda I fear for his bone density...

Toonces ~toonces

Writer

15 years ago

thank you for the image

Rubberkitten ~rubberkitten

Muscle PrOn Artist

15 years ago

nooooooooooo not my Dr. Pepper! well thats ok i drink Tea anyway more then anything. I used to be able to finish off two 2Liters of soda within 3 hours(Taking my time on it). If there was a contest with no time limit i could drink it all day which is why now that i cut back on sodas now and drink my Tea. I drink soda only when i eat dinner and not as just something to drink.