AFRICOCK
15 years ago
Read or the cotton candy monsters will kill you
[15:30] Jordon: Poop :I
[15:30] Tony: BUTTS
[15:30] Jordon: Waddup
[15:31] Tony: nothin much, same as always XD
[15:31] Tony: I'm in the HACC library right now just chillin and checking my DA/FA messages
[15:32] Jordon: Sexy
[15:32] Tony: then I'm gonna sketch a bit and study for my Africa test on Thursday
[15:32] Jordon: Even more sexy
[15:32] Tony: whaaat
[15:32] Tony: O_o
[15:32] Jordon: Idk
[15:32] Jordon: I am awake and didnt get that much sleep due to a gay ass couch
[15:33] Tony: Africa is defiantely not sexy
although it does look like a giant chode turned on its side XD
[15:33] Tony: with a huge spine on the back
[15:33] Jordon: ................. thats .... nice of you to notice that
[15:33] Tony: freaky spine chode
[15:34] Tony: SERIOUSLY :U
[15:34] Tony: the sahara desert is like a giant sandy nutsack
[15:34] Tony: and Cape of Good Hope and South Africa is like the head
[15:34] Jordon: Tony ..... just wow
[15:34] Tony: freaky
[15:35] Tony: although not very surprising considering that scientists think africa is where humanity was born or first developed
[15:35] Tony: IT IS THE COCK OF THE EARTH THAT BORE MAN, ITS SON.
[15:35] Tony: CHILDREN OF THE EARTH
[15:36] Jordon: :I
[15:36] Tony: >
[15:36] Tony: look at a map jordan, it will all make sense
[15:38] Jordon: >:I
[15:38] Tony: >:3c
[15:39] Jordon: >:C
[15:39] Tony: |D
[15:41] Jordon: Ok that be enough sillyness
[15:42] Tony: NEVER. 8D
[15:42] Tony: my silly cannot be contained
[15:43] Jordon: YOU AND YOUR SILLYNESS
[15:43] Tony: :3c
[15:44] Tony: but only on the internet
because in person I'm just boring
[15:44] Tony: THIS IS HOW I RELEASE MY PENT-UP SILLY
[15:44] Jordon: NO YOU ARNT YOUR COOL
[15:44] Tony: SO I DONT SILLY-OVERLOAD AND KILL SOMEONE
[15:44] Jordon: JUSt a little quiet
[15:45] Tony: super quiet, like a ghost U_U
[15:45] Tony: its my nature
[15:45] Tony: :/
[15:45] Jordon: STFU AND GROW SOME SELFASTEEM
[15:46] Tony: SHUT UP AND GET A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE SO YOU CAN HELP ME OVERCOME MY HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD >:I
[15:46] Tony: oh wait, that's gugs *;D
[15:46] Jordon: I see what you did there
[15:46] Tony: what are you going for in college anyway?
[15:46] Tony: :3c
[15:47] Jordon: Well Im not in college anymore but it was Graphic Design
[15:47] Jordon: I wanted to layoout magazines
[15:47] Jordon: Or be a journalist
[15:48] Tony: ah, coolio. I'm too sporadic for graphic design.
I need to be wild and free with my arts and do stuff I can get my hands on! 8D
[15:48] Tony: like sculpture, pottery, and painting
[15:48] Tony: etc
[15:48] Jordon: and girls
[15:48] Tony: EHEHEHEHEH >;3c
[15:48] Jordon: I mean canvases ...... canvases is what I meant
[15:48] Tony: MODELS MAN
[15:48] Tony: the good ones
[15:49] Tony: not the naked fat old ladies or shriveled old men
[15:49] Tony: I got a good one once in my first life drawing class
nice black chick @u@
[15:49] Jordon: GAH dont remind me
[15:49] Jordon: I dont like black chicks actually
[15:49] Tony: BIIIIG....................... feet >u<
[15:50] Jordon: No the nipples freak me out
[15:50] Tony: meh, I'm not preferential to any sort of lady type
although black chicks tend to be stupid and way more bitchy and dramatic
[15:50] Jordon: Tru dat
[15:50] Tony: I need a smart calm lady to be cool with UuU
[15:50] Tony: no drama
[15:51] Jordon: Like ...... hispanics
[15:51] Tony: nice jubblies couldnt hurt either 8D
[15:51] Tony: pffffft, I'm hispanic
[15:51] Jordon: Exactly
[15:51] Tony: hispanics are like italians
[15:52] Jordon: IM white and Im datin someone white
[15:52] Tony: talk way too much, and way too religious
[15:52] Jordon: S'all good in da hood
[15:52] Jordon: Yeah
[15:52] Tony: Lol
[15:52] Jordon: SOmetimes. Or total sluts
[15:52] Tony: That too XD
[15:53] Jordon: Ive never seen a middle ground for them
[15:53] Tony: But that can be anyone really
[15:53] Jordon: Not me
[15:53] Tony: sluts arent race-specific UuU
[15:53] Jordon: IM NOT NORMAl;
[15:53] Tony: YOU SLUT
[15:53] Tony: >:C
[15:53] Jordon: I DONT WANNA HUMP ALL THE TIME D8<
[15:54] Tony: LIES! :U
[15:54] Jordon: I THINK WITH MY BRAIN NOT MY HEAD
[15:55] Tony: Sure you do *;D
[15:55] Jordon: LOOK WHOS TALKIN !!! ITS ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES >8C
[15:57] Tony: :3c
[15:57] Tony: true
[15:57] Tony: I think with both
[15:57] Tony: its a bicameral legislature
[15:57] Tony: 8D
[15:57] Jordon: You are such a whore
[15:58] Tony: Just like your mom :U
[15:58] Tony: oh, buuuurn
[15:58] Jordon: MY MOMS FAT
[15:58] Tony: chemical burn
[15:58] Jordon: SHE GETS NO ASS
[15:58] Tony: FAT AND SASSY
[15:58] Jordon: LIKE JESUS
[15:59] Tony: SHE HAS ALL THE ASS SHE NEEDS, WHY WOULD SHE WANT MORE?
[15:59] Tony: Please, jesus gets tons of ass
[15:59] Jordon: THAT ASS IS A TRAP
[15:59] Tony: you know that celibacy thing is all a farce
[15:59] Tony: jesus is macking on all that heavenly booty
[15:59] Tony: BD
[15:59] Jordon: What he got like 1 and the what the hell ever bible didnt even have pics for ir
[16:00] Jordon: it*
[16:01] Tony: Meh, the bible was written by dudes hundreds of years after jesus died
I bet they just forgot how much of a pimp he was
[16:01] Jordon: They were all like " I dont get that much ass why should I brag about him gettin some"
[16:02] Tony: EXACTLY
[16:02] Jordon: MY EYES ARE OPEN NOW
[16:02] Tony: and how he strangled Judas to death with Telekenisis
they just dont talk about that at all
[16:02] Jordon: Jesus can ride his religion with no handlebars
[16:03] Tony: no, its the preists that do that
[16:03] Tony: XD
[16:03] Jordon: No they ride gods dick with no handlebars
[16:03] Tony: Jesus just does a backflip
[16:03] Tony: LOOOL
And thats what me and
talk about on msn
Btw africock is a new awesome superhero
[15:30] Tony: BUTTS
[15:30] Jordon: Waddup
[15:31] Tony: nothin much, same as always XD
[15:31] Tony: I'm in the HACC library right now just chillin and checking my DA/FA messages
[15:32] Jordon: Sexy
[15:32] Tony: then I'm gonna sketch a bit and study for my Africa test on Thursday
[15:32] Jordon: Even more sexy
[15:32] Tony: whaaat
[15:32] Tony: O_o
[15:32] Jordon: Idk
[15:32] Jordon: I am awake and didnt get that much sleep due to a gay ass couch
[15:33] Tony: Africa is defiantely not sexy
although it does look like a giant chode turned on its side XD
[15:33] Tony: with a huge spine on the back
[15:33] Jordon: ................. thats .... nice of you to notice that
[15:33] Tony: freaky spine chode
[15:34] Tony: SERIOUSLY :U
[15:34] Tony: the sahara desert is like a giant sandy nutsack
[15:34] Tony: and Cape of Good Hope and South Africa is like the head
[15:34] Jordon: Tony ..... just wow
[15:34] Tony: freaky
[15:35] Tony: although not very surprising considering that scientists think africa is where humanity was born or first developed
[15:35] Tony: IT IS THE COCK OF THE EARTH THAT BORE MAN, ITS SON.
[15:35] Tony: CHILDREN OF THE EARTH
[15:36] Jordon: :I
[15:36] Tony: >
[15:36] Tony: look at a map jordan, it will all make sense
[15:38] Jordon: >:I
[15:38] Tony: >:3c
[15:39] Jordon: >:C
[15:39] Tony: |D
[15:41] Jordon: Ok that be enough sillyness
[15:42] Tony: NEVER. 8D
[15:42] Tony: my silly cannot be contained
[15:43] Jordon: YOU AND YOUR SILLYNESS
[15:43] Tony: :3c
[15:44] Tony: but only on the internet
because in person I'm just boring
[15:44] Tony: THIS IS HOW I RELEASE MY PENT-UP SILLY
[15:44] Jordon: NO YOU ARNT YOUR COOL
[15:44] Tony: SO I DONT SILLY-OVERLOAD AND KILL SOMEONE
[15:44] Jordon: JUSt a little quiet
[15:45] Tony: super quiet, like a ghost U_U
[15:45] Tony: its my nature
[15:45] Tony: :/
[15:45] Jordon: STFU AND GROW SOME SELFASTEEM
[15:46] Tony: SHUT UP AND GET A PSYCHOLOGY DEGREE SO YOU CAN HELP ME OVERCOME MY HORRIBLE CHILDHOOD >:I
[15:46] Tony: oh wait, that's gugs *;D
[15:46] Jordon: I see what you did there
[15:46] Tony: what are you going for in college anyway?
[15:46] Tony: :3c
[15:47] Jordon: Well Im not in college anymore but it was Graphic Design
[15:47] Jordon: I wanted to layoout magazines
[15:47] Jordon: Or be a journalist
[15:48] Tony: ah, coolio. I'm too sporadic for graphic design.
I need to be wild and free with my arts and do stuff I can get my hands on! 8D
[15:48] Tony: like sculpture, pottery, and painting
[15:48] Tony: etc
[15:48] Jordon: and girls
[15:48] Tony: EHEHEHEHEH >;3c
[15:48] Jordon: I mean canvases ...... canvases is what I meant
[15:48] Tony: MODELS MAN
[15:48] Tony: the good ones
[15:49] Tony: not the naked fat old ladies or shriveled old men
[15:49] Tony: I got a good one once in my first life drawing class
nice black chick @u@
[15:49] Jordon: GAH dont remind me
[15:49] Jordon: I dont like black chicks actually
[15:49] Tony: BIIIIG....................... feet >u<
[15:50] Jordon: No the nipples freak me out
[15:50] Tony: meh, I'm not preferential to any sort of lady type
although black chicks tend to be stupid and way more bitchy and dramatic
[15:50] Jordon: Tru dat
[15:50] Tony: I need a smart calm lady to be cool with UuU
[15:50] Tony: no drama
[15:51] Jordon: Like ...... hispanics
[15:51] Tony: nice jubblies couldnt hurt either 8D
[15:51] Tony: pffffft, I'm hispanic
[15:51] Jordon: Exactly
[15:51] Tony: hispanics are like italians
[15:52] Jordon: IM white and Im datin someone white
[15:52] Tony: talk way too much, and way too religious
[15:52] Jordon: S'all good in da hood
[15:52] Jordon: Yeah
[15:52] Tony: Lol
[15:52] Jordon: SOmetimes. Or total sluts
[15:52] Tony: That too XD
[15:53] Jordon: Ive never seen a middle ground for them
[15:53] Tony: But that can be anyone really
[15:53] Jordon: Not me
[15:53] Tony: sluts arent race-specific UuU
[15:53] Jordon: IM NOT NORMAl;
[15:53] Tony: YOU SLUT
[15:53] Tony: >:C
[15:53] Jordon: I DONT WANNA HUMP ALL THE TIME D8<
[15:54] Tony: LIES! :U
[15:54] Jordon: I THINK WITH MY BRAIN NOT MY HEAD
[15:55] Tony: Sure you do *;D
[15:55] Jordon: LOOK WHOS TALKIN !!! ITS ALWAYS THE QUIET ONES >8C
[15:57] Tony: :3c
[15:57] Tony: true
[15:57] Tony: I think with both
[15:57] Tony: its a bicameral legislature
[15:57] Tony: 8D
[15:57] Jordon: You are such a whore
[15:58] Tony: Just like your mom :U
[15:58] Tony: oh, buuuurn
[15:58] Jordon: MY MOMS FAT
[15:58] Tony: chemical burn
[15:58] Jordon: SHE GETS NO ASS
[15:58] Tony: FAT AND SASSY
[15:58] Jordon: LIKE JESUS
[15:59] Tony: SHE HAS ALL THE ASS SHE NEEDS, WHY WOULD SHE WANT MORE?
[15:59] Tony: Please, jesus gets tons of ass
[15:59] Jordon: THAT ASS IS A TRAP
[15:59] Tony: you know that celibacy thing is all a farce
[15:59] Tony: jesus is macking on all that heavenly booty
[15:59] Tony: BD
[15:59] Jordon: What he got like 1 and the what the hell ever bible didnt even have pics for ir
[16:00] Jordon: it*
[16:01] Tony: Meh, the bible was written by dudes hundreds of years after jesus died
I bet they just forgot how much of a pimp he was
[16:01] Jordon: They were all like " I dont get that much ass why should I brag about him gettin some"
[16:02] Tony: EXACTLY
[16:02] Jordon: MY EYES ARE OPEN NOW
[16:02] Tony: and how he strangled Judas to death with Telekenisis
they just dont talk about that at all
[16:02] Jordon: Jesus can ride his religion with no handlebars
[16:03] Tony: no, its the preists that do that
[16:03] Tony: XD
[16:03] Jordon: No they ride gods dick with no handlebars
[16:03] Tony: Jesus just does a backflip
[16:03] Tony: LOOOL
And thats what me and
talk about on msnBtw africock is a new awesome superhero
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