Huh what? *tilts head*

IN GEORGIA

I HATE THE FUCKER HE DUMPED ME AND I NEVER EVEN GOT THE ROSE. ASSHOLE.

So I now have my OWN Templar. She's bitchin'.

ASSCHABS.

If that motherfucker dumps me in the end I will start the game over, make the ugliest male dwarf, and RAPE HIM FOR HOURS WHILE HE CRIES.

He did give me a rose though. I'm a mage, so our love is that much more awesome and forbidden.

FORBIDDEN LOVE.

And yeah, if you're anything short of a human noble you run the risk of being dumpinated.

Gimme Leliana any day >:c

(Or Cauthrien. Omnomnom Cauthrien.)

You can still be dumped :P if you pick up you know who after the you know what I DON'T WANT TO RUIN IT FOR MUNE

WELL YOU BETTER FUCKING TELL ME BECAUSE IF I'M DUMPT I"M RAGEQUITTING LIFE

xD okay there's going to be a thing called a Landsmeet, after which there's a guy you can accept into your group, a man. If you accept him in, Alistair will leave your group permanently in disgust. I'm not even at the Landsmeet part but I was reading some character profiles.

And also, so long as it doesn't ruin the end I'm HORRIBLE about reading plot spoilers anyway. XD

lol, in Dragon Age: Origins.. a video game. XD My favorite character.

Alistair was such a hard lover to snag but we make sweet beautiful love all night now. He made me stop being a whore with the elf though :( so sad, the elf was such a lovely slave to have.

The elf is my next target, but if Alistair tells me to STOPTHAT then I will.

How far in are you? I'm such a slow gamer, soo slow haven't beaten AC2 haven't beaten DAO, and now the Dragon Age expansion is out or coming out like now, and next year is DAO2 :o:o:o

I've been to the mage tower, I went to redclife, I went to the dalish. I think I'm going after the dwarves next and then I'll go to the capital and let Alistair meet his sister.
After that, since I've read some spoilers, I'm scared. XD

Okay I'm ahead of you ^^ but just barely, I'm working my way through the Deep Roads