Josh says:
mongooooosey love pet!
Mongoose says:
BABY OR DIEEEEE
Josh says:
a cat is not a pony
Mongoose says:
Poop on a cracker, my mailbox was on fire today, the moon wasn't made from TV dinners
Josh says:
no one wants to play sega with harrison ford
Mongoose says:
My umbrella comes from spain
Josh says:
imagine a spherical cow
Mongoose says:
Can you see the songs of sixpence?
Josh says:
how many disco balls are in the sink!
Mongoose says:
Hair products made bad baby sitters
Josh says:
japanese dont touch my moustache
Mongoose says:
My uvula called the president on your birthday
Josh says:
when i grow up i want to be a notorious homosexual
Mongoose says:
Swaying to the right is strictly prohibited
Josh says:
porcupines are always single
Mongoose says:
Today there was a high speed lawnmower battle on the freeway
Josh says:
our pets heads are falling off!
Mongoose says:
Kabuki mask theatre was never an option
Josh says:
there was a boy that could swim faster than a shark
Mongoose says:
My skin was home to tony danza
Josh says:
i taste like the dreams of sad children
Mongoose says:
Belarus? I don't think my mouthy marmot would approve.
Josh says:
i have a plan for iowa
Mongoose says:
Seeing over the horizon only caused the reduction of double-stuffed oreos.
Josh says:
the black mans burger sings songs of sunshine
Mongoose says:
Can you even play moonlight sonata on a dead dogs dick?
Josh says:
The color engine recovers the interference.
Mongoose says:
The third time i watched titanic, I distinctly remember the taste of mexico.
Josh says:
A paperback waves a thumb inside the assault shadow.
Mongoose says:
Surgery without first witnessing the sunset is like building a chrysler building without rediwhip.
Josh says:
The poem awards my climbing champagne before a butter.
Mongoose says:
I once remembered a usage for brown coathangers
Josh says:
i have 10 wild astronauts in my mouth!
Mongoose says:
If you can't remember the code for lunchables, powdered wigs will fillet your earlobe with sporks from the '50s
Hmm
Sooo whats up
Josh says:
nodda
best convo ever though
Mongoose says:
Yes